Priscilla Presley is allegedly one of the many victims of Argentine doctor Daniel Serrano, who has been charged with injecting his patients with a low grade silicone, similar to the kind used to lubricate auto parts. Word is that Serrano smuggled this shady silicone into the U.S. and charged up to $500 an hour to inject it into his patients. Considering Priscilla's curiously immobile face, girlfriend should SUE! • Jeremy Piven is the new "face" of manbag purveyor Johnston and Murphy. Does every product need a "face" now? What's next, Turtle for Tropicana? • Orlando Bloom and his model/girlfriend Miranda Kerr were spotted having a romantic dinner yesterday. Neato. [Dlisted, Perez, Just Jared]

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