George Clooney Is Not A Fashion Designer

  • Holy fuck: George Clooney, fashion designer?! [WWD, sub req'd]
  • No: Just a prank pulled by some douchey Italians. [WWD, 1st item]
  • Says Clooney: "This is a hoax. I have no connection whatsoever with any clothing line bearing my name, and more specifically GC Exclusive by George Clooney." Ok,ay well now we know. [Vogue UK]
  • And how did Vivienne Westwood celebrate Easter? By marching for nuclear disarmament, of course. [Vogue UK]
  • Whoah: they serve cake every Friday at the H&M design offices?! [WWD]
  • The Banana Republic green line is, um, literally green. [Nylon]
  • Nicole Richie is starting a jewelry line. Which is only a bit less offensive than starting a handbag line. [Off The Rack]
  • I can't tell if it makes me happy or sad that Topshop is going to be featuring Helmut Newton photos in their stores. [Fashion Week Daily]
  • Mazel tov to Saks Fifth Avenue for having the first-ever video catalog. Because now it's easier and more visually exciting to have expensive shit shilled at you! [MediaPost]
  • New York Fashion Week: Moving to to the Port Authority, probs. [NYMag]
  • Breaking news: Proctor & Gamble just bought Frederic Fekkai. [WSJ]
  • India Fashion Week brought all the boys to the yard. [WWD, sub req'd]
  • DSquared2: Doing eyewear. [Vogue UK]
  • Perry Ellis: Doing a bed and bath line. [MediaPost]
  • Versace helicopters! [Chic Report]
  • No money for beauty treatments because of the recession? Just wipe some aspirin across your face. [BellaSugar]
  • Leaping lizards, Batman! A smiling model! [Sassybella]
  • I would actually wear a bra if I had a Twin Peaks Bra. [UPI]