Jezebel
- Listen to Heidi Montag's earsplittting new single, "No More," at your own risk. It sounds like this: You said I was the reason why we couldn't work out but it was all a lie...Ar ar ar ai ai ah ah blah dah dah, except in like, dolphin language. [People]
- Lindsay Lohan reportedly left a series of phone messages for Calum Best that were all, "I can't believe you would ever fucking do this to me, I should have listened to everyone. I should never have fucking trusted you." Hey Linds! Didja hear? That's not you in the BJ clip! [The Sun]
- A judge is upholding the conservatorship of Britney Spears, despite some random lawyer's appeal. [Yahoo News]
- Britney kept her sunglasses on during rehearsals for How I Met Your Mother. Very professional. [MSNBC]
- A source says the role was very carefully chosen and avoided "trigger" topics like her music career and her kids. "They just wanted her to be treated normally, but obviously this wasn't a normal situation. This wasn't about her career, it was about her health." [MSNBC]
- Ooh, Britney revelations via Henry Rollins! Yeah, that's right, Henry Motherfucking Rollins! Henry sez: "They have the black chick come in and sing, and Britney sings over it, and they mix them together. (Britney) gets her phrasing basically from this older R&B woman. I found that out talking to an engineer. Britney apparently isn't actually the worst singer, she just has no feel. So they bring in this older black woman who sings the song, then Britney sings to it, and they kind of make a mix of the two voices, and that's what you hear on the records." [Dlisted]
- Cashmere Mafia: Dunzo? And Lipstick Jungle coming back? Is anyone watching either show? [Page Six]
- A dude named David K. Zandi is lobbying to star in Prince of Persia: Sands of Time, a Disney flick based on a video game. Actors up for the role include Orlando Bloom, Milo Ventimiglia and Zac Efron but Zandi says "people are fascinated that a real Persian with royal lineage could be hired to play this role." And by people he means himself. Anyway, Disney is all LOL. [Page Six]
- Grey's Anatomy star Justin Chambers had a vasectomy after he and his wife had their 5th child. But! The couple would consider adopting! Are they battling Angelina for kiddie supremacy? [Page Six]
- Weekly mag editors find Ashton Kutcher's show, Pop Fiction and the fake news it's trying to peddle (Avril's pregnancy, Paris' guru) in a word, yawn. [Rush & Molloy]
- Nude photo of Carla Bruni, aka French First Lady, up for auction! [Rush & Molloy]
- Allen Covert, who has co-starred in a dozen movies with Adam Sandler, was arrested on the set of his latest Sandler film when he spat and slapped a paparazzo he thought was filming his kid. [TMZ]
- The family of Bob Marley will not allow his music to be in a Weinstein Co. film, even though Rita Marley is an executive producer on the project. But Martin Scorsese is set to direct a documentary on Bob, which would be allowed to use his music, according to Ziggy. [TMZ]
- Dancing With The Stars alum Sara Evans went through a very public divorce battle last year but won't let that stop her from getting engaged to a former University of Alabama quarterback. Congrats. [People]
- Milo Ventimiglia has a YouTube account in which you can see videos of Milo brushing his teeth and whatnot. Gripping! [People]
- The Smashing Pumpkins are suing Virgin Records for illegally using their name and music in promotional deals. Did anyone know the Smashing Pumpkins were still around? [Yahoo News]
- Sean Diddy Combs has settled a lawsuit brought by a man who claims the rapper punched him outside of a Hollywood hotel, but the terms of the deal are unknown. [Yahoo News]
- Denise Richards, who was legally known as Denise Sheen, is changing her name back to Denise Richards. Don't these people have anything better to do than go to court? [Yahoo News]
- Heather Mills once claimed she'd been offered a title, Baroness Mills; a new TV documentary calls bullshit on that. [Mirror]
- Ice T and Coco have a sex secret called The Stroke that you can feel free to read more about if you care to. [The Sun]
- Amy Winehouse has been offered £350,000 to perform at a Dutch club that is "in the heart of the biggest drug circuit in Holland." Oh, dear. Sing, take the money and run! [The Sun]
- Pete Doherty was seen visiting Amy's house with hands that looked like they "hadn't been washed for a week." Such lovely imagery this morning! [The Sun]
Comments
I happen to LIKE Lipstick Jungle. :)
My god did you have to post that picture? Youve blinded me and that image is burned into my memory for all eternity. And I will never ever ever get implants.
I thought Britney was cute on HIMYM last night.
HIMYM was cute last night! Was more excited to see Elliot from Scrubs than Britney though! (Although, Brit was remarkably normal in the roll - I flashed back to 2002 for a brief moment!)
heidi: go live in a hole. i'd say move to another country, but the usa doesn't need more reasons for other countries to hate us.
brit: she has vocal help? my illusions are shattered!
I love Henry Rollins. If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go watch some "Letters from Henry" clips now. Because those are the motherfucking BEST. I'm sorry, what were we talking abou?
And there aren't many links I've wanted to click through less than the Ice-T & Coco sex life one!
Silicone is a helluva drug.
Baroness Mills... nope, don't see it. I'm reminded of Ever After every time I hear the word "baroness".
A) Henry Rollins could kick your ass.
B) Orlando Bloom, Milo Ventimiglia, and Zac Efron should not be allowed anywhere near a Prince of Persia movie.
I have tried Lipstick Jungle and Cashmere Mafia. Neither of them did it for me. Then again, maybe in the middle of a recession, I just don't have it in to watch rich people in glamorous clothes with gigantic NY apartments whine.
Look at HEIDI! JUST LOOK AT HER! SHE IS SO EMPTY INSIDE AND WHY IS SHE FAMOUS AHSAIUSHAS.
I just want to punch her. It's true. I'm a horrible person.
Dude from Adam Sandler's movies is rad. I wholeheartedly condone violence against paparazzi.
I am very violent today.
The Smashing Pumpkins thing, heard it on Marketplace this morning, and dude's voice was kinda sarcastic when he said they were "protecting their integrity as artists." It was funny.
@marin79: Agreed. I loved that her church group was going bowling and she wanted to ask him! I love how that show does little flashbacks, like mean Barney on the phone and Marshall's book. I want to hang with Barney, I would make fun of him all the time.
If Cashmere Mafia was about semi violent gang of young fashionistas, I would watch it. It would be like the Hills with guns and better acting.
@AthertonMerriweather: she always did a good job when she hosted SNL. BritBrithas decent comedic timing.
I need to take this moment to brag:
I GOT A JOB! A REAL JOURNALISM JOB! FULL BENEFITS AND ALL!
I am going to celebrate by going shopping!
Doesn't Baroness Mills sound like a baking product of some sort? "Baroness Mills Pancake Mix will give your pancakes that golden glow you love. And when you see that golden glow, you can then eat it, pretend to love it, and then throw it back up a few years later and attempt to dig out the most golden parts."
Thanks for telling us what we've known for years Henry Rollins!
regular HIMYM watchers: did you guys catch when Sarah Chalke said something about going to a bad St. Patrick's Day party? I'm wondering if she's yellow umbrella lady (AKA the mom) who we know was at the same party as Barney and Ted. Scrubs is almost done, right? It makes sense that she'll need a new job after that...
Either that, or the writers are messing with our minds. I just want to know who the mom is already!
@eleanorstrousers: They should make a TV show called "Regular Jungle," that's just about poor, shitty people trying to survive on the streets of New York by killing and eating the homeless.
I've seen that Prince of Persia game, it's pretty cool. Why not just animate it? Oh, because Aladdin is already a movie.
Ice-T and Coco totally stole their sex move from Clarence Carter.
@BeAgrestic: Her skit where she played stoner Gobi's girlfriend is one of my faves! And when she climbed into the sewer with Tracy Morgan of course.
@PetiteGal: I kinda like it too. Sometimes fluff is a nice relaxer after a stressful day. There are so few non-reality, non-crime, shows to watch that are actually new.
Even though she 'hates' Sheen, she still hasn't changed her name back. This just shows how women would rather chew an arm off than go through the name changing crap again. I'm coming up on my first ani and I still haven't bought my new passport.
That song really sucked! They have put her voice so far in the background. Wow. Just BAD.
@NefariousNewt: I'm reminded of "The Sound of Music."
I've hated the Baroness since the tender age of 8.
@spectatertot: Yes! She said she left a party early. All these red herrings. I really want Victoria to come back from cooking in Germany and marry Ted though.
@whynotshesaid: Congratulations!
@NefariousNewt: I think of the Sound of Music. I'm sure she'd love to send Stella to boarding school if she could.
@spectatertot: I don't know, but she stepped into the role at the last minute. Alicia Silverstone had the part, but didn't want to be on at the same time as Britney.
@whynotshesaid: Awesome, congrats!
You give hope to the rest of us, there is a light at the end of the tunnel!
@braak: LOL. I saw the cutest little rat at 34th Street the other day. It was just in the middle of the tracks scrounging for food. Her tail was all mangled from running these bad arse streets. Poor thing. Then she found a little piece of food. Bread, I think. Started nibbling all cute like. Then I saw the D train coming down the pike. And I couldn't look as the train pulled up. She was sooo cute though. I mean, I had just watched Ratatouille though, so that may have colored my perception.
Henry Rollins falls into the same guys-I-would-fuck-blue category as Anthony Bourdain - total guilty pleasure fantasy men. They both look like they'd ride you hard, put you up wet, and give you beardburn, but then they'd take you out for brunch and play with your hair while they squeeze your thigh under the table. Tasty!
@SinisterRouge: She got away. I used to see that when I rode the EL in Philadelphia. As soon as the train would leave, the rat/mouse would pop back out in search for more.
@SinisterRouge: Rats are extremely cute, until they give you the plague.
@PetiteGal: Really? Brooke Shields drives me totally insane. I can't even watch the show as a result of her amazonian annoyingness. I think I might be the only person who actually likes Cashmere Mafia?
@braak: Well had it run by my feet I would have been soooo scared and grossed out. But it was all adorable eating it's little bit of food. Not quite so adorable when they were running all over that Taco Bell a few months back!
@NefariousNewt: "Baroness" of what though? I read the article and deduced that homegirl was trying to break into politics. CRINGE!
@AthertonMerriweather: My fave was the one where she pays a former MMC star who chain smokes and does a lewd dance on a morning show hosted by Cheri Oteri.
@SinisterRouge: what about the acrobatics? THAT was adorable!
@SinisterRouge: OMG! A few days ago, this hawk came darting from the sky and caught a rat that had escaped from my neighbor's garage. And it takes a surprisingly loooooong time to squeeze the life out of the little things. It just kept shrieking. I was like, "Fucking snap its neck, already!" I mean, I'm not a rat lover, and I wouldn't want them in my home, but Christ I felt bad for the thing.
From my understanding, Sara Evans met Jay Barker (her fiance) at a support group meeting for divorced parents. He has 4 children with his first wife, who was banging her tennis instructor during their marriage. He lives in my area and is a cohost of a radio sports talk show here. I've met him a few times, and he's a great guy. I wish them both the best.
@whats_in_a_name, Leiakat: Thank you! I'm all excited and stuff. They are even going to pay for me to go to graduate school!
@SinisterRouge: After I watched Ratatouille I remarked to my husband:
"This would have been a far cuter movie for me if I didn't see rats on a daily basis."
He agreed.
@BeAgrestic: "And she was like what? and I was like nuh-uh. I'ont front. I'ont front"
Cheri:"She does not front"
Bless your heart Henry Rollins, but why are you telling us about Britney Spears? I feel like you have more important things you should be doing. Like spoken word, or weight-lifting.
@LadyNo: I would love to