I'm 19 and she looks much younger than I ever have.

They are geraniums. I'm allergicked.

Nice lips, Heather. Did you get that way by sacrificing virgins or was it collagen?

i'm sorry. those lips are not god given.

Girlfriend is looking good. Probably headed out for a round of golf.

yikes! that face is looking a little zsa zsa mixed with priscilla presley. heather, don't over do it!

@Lady Skittlehattington, Worsties Guild President: Placenta baths. That's what I heard.

William Shatner got her his same low-rent deal with the devil for a lifetime of moderate success and reduced aging while on the set of TJ Hooker.

I wonder if she still has that tatoo....

she looks excellent for her age. however, she has no bum.

@charlotte corday: Awwwwwh c'mon, not everyone was blessed with a big ass. Lay off us assless women, we can't help it!

@Snowbunny: You pay for what ya get! Or, perhaps.. you get what you pay for. Either way, I'd kill to be rockin that ass in my 50's.

Now if we could only get some Caladiums.

@Macloserboy: Everytime I see her, I think "Hooker...HELP!" Because she said that on just about every episode.

In person she is the size of a twelve year old.

She is very tiny, and only about 45 I think. She still wears a "0"!

It's entirely understandable to be envious of her surprisingly milky skin, her great smile, and her little tiny bum. But, speaking as someone who had to clean snow of her car this morning AND is expecting a snowstorm right around rush hour tomorrow, I'm way more jealous that she's out wearing a little tank top in some lovely place where freakin' geraniums are in bloom. Such as.

yeah, they're geraniums.

@fluffybudgie: Such as, young lady, such as. For the children, too.

@fluffybudgie: Word. We had 7.5 inches Friday night, and our priest greeted Easter vigil attendees by saying, "The first hymn will be White Christmas." More is supposedly coming overnight.

Although, I always get my annual laugh out of the people in these parts who can't wait until Memorial Day to plant their annuals and scurry around in early May covering them up from frost.

@FourInchHeels: not a judgment, merely an observation! like sir mixalot, i too love big butts, and yet, i married (and divorced) a guy with no arse.

People call them geraniums but they are actually pelargoniums. People call them lips but they are actually inflated mouth tissue.

@charlotte corday: I was going to comment on her nice little bum... I'd love to have a nice little bum like that.

Her episode of SNL was the one that I stayed up late to watch, and I thought she was especially hilarious as an unconsiously racist woman selling pasta makers on an infomercial.

[snltranscripts.jt.org]

And the Insult Comic Dog: "Does Richie feather his pubes?"

@brendastarlet: Girl, I thought we had it bad here in Toronto. Which frozen circle of Hell do you call home?

(Your priest sounds like a funny dude.)

I like Heather.