Heather, the stripper with a heart of gold who came in second place on the first season of Rock of Love, returned on last night's episode to stir up some shit and do some recon for Bret. She instantly improved the atmosphere, and heightened our amusement levels by getting the girls to do body shots, hang out in bikinis and underwear, do cartwheels naked, and get completely hammered. Jessica proved to be the lightweight of the current pack of contestants, alternating between drunkenly crying and puking. Clip above.

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