Pat Buchanan Thinks You Should Be More Thankful For Slavery, Barry ObamaMoe3/24/08 10:00amFiled to: crappy hourCnbcMike HuckabeeWonkettecitizens united not timidCivil Rightscuntsjeremiah rightMaria BartiromoMichael SmerconishMichael SteelePat BuchananPeggy Noonanphiladelphia, mississippirepublicuntsroger stoneRonald ReaganSlaveryWilliam F. BuckleyWilliam Kristol301EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkPat Buchanan is entreating the black people of America to be more grateful to America bringing them here in "slave ships." I mean, they got welfare and methadone maintenance and forced Christianity and eventually the right to consider themselves fully human! Where is the gratitude, black people? And no, that is not my word; it's all Pat's. And the news of the day does not get much more uplifting. Remember that guy who founded that (ingeniously named, I might add) anti-Hillary 527 Citizens United Not Timid? Speaking of cunts he outed Eliot Spitzer because they fuck some of the same ones, which is to say those of high class whores, and also he has a tattoo of Richard Nixon. Cunts are a theme today actually, because the Washington Post spent 24 hours following the 24-hour news cycle on the day Jane Fonda said the word "cunt" on TV, an exercise that seemed profoundly depressing, and speaking of depressing 4,000 Americans have officially given their lives to the Iraq and the only uplifting thing is that Peggy Noonan found Obama's speech uplifting. She actually sat there and thought, Go America, Go. Was it the first and last time in our adult lives any of us will have that thought? Hint: Likely! Megan Carpentier of Glamocracy and I depress one another after the jump. Happy Easter folks!