Janet Is The Only Jackson In The Black

  • Aside from Janet, the Jacksons are all pretty much broke, working odd jobs, and living with their parents. [TMZ]
  • Speaking of financial troubles: Heath Ledger was only worth $145,000 at the time of his death. [TMZ]
  • Amy Winehouse's husband Blake is trying to get her to fund his drug habit in while he's locked up, which is like, news to no one. According to the security chief of Pentonville jail, where Blake Incarcerated is being held, "There is strong and supported intelligence he is involved in attempting to smuggle drugs into the prison." [The Sun]
  • Meanwhile, Amy's mom Janis has a doctor's note to get out of dealing with her daughter's own drug addiction. She has multiple sclerosis and has said, "If I was to get heavily involved in Amy's problems things could get worse for me. I can't cope." [The Mirror]
  • Apparently Britney's dad thinks that getting his daughter back together with Kevin Federline will be good for her mental health. [MSNBC]
  • K. Fed, howevs, celebrated his 30th birthday this weekend with baby mama Shar Jackson. [MSNBC]
  • Jason Rae, husband of singer Corinne Bailey Rae, was found dead in the couple's London apartment Saturday afternoon from an apparent drug overdose. [TMZ]
  • There's going to be a BBC sitcom this fall called Beautiful People all about Simon Doonan's life, based on the Barneys creative director's memoir Nasty: My Family and Other Glamorous Varmints, and will be produced by Jon Plowman (The Office, Absolutely Fabulous). Doonan hopes to be played by Linda Hunt, aka Nurse Hooper from She-Devil. [Page Six]
  • Kate Moss got in trouble for laughing and dancing on Jim Morrison's grave. No word if she was on anything, beyond his plot. [News.com.au]
  • Denise Richards finally got around to covering up the tattoo she had of ex-husband Charlie Sheen's name on her ankle. Her choice? A fairy. [TMZ]
  • Bruce Willis is a partner in a new, high end wine bar opening in NYC's East Village this week. We better not see Rumer having fun there until August 16, 2009. [Page Six]
  • Singer/songwriter/bourbon distributor/weed head Willie Nelson might be performing at the Democratic National Convention this year. He's a Hillary supporter, because she's an old friend who has visited his tour bus. But "she didn't inhale." [Daily News]
  • Super hot photos of former child star Joseph Gordan-Levitt and Claudia Schiffer in GQ. [ONTD]
  • Lindsay Lohan's grandma was involved in a one-car accident yesterday, running into a pole and a tree. She was admitted to the hospital but released in good health a few hours later. Note: Apparently she was not experiencing dyke drama with Samantha Ronson, leading up to the wreck. [TMZ]
  • Tyra Banks has a stalker who was arrested outside the NYC studio where she tapes her talk show, and later released on bail. Guess she won't be chilling out there in a bra anymore. [UPI]
  • Glamour model Katie Price (aka Jordan) has been nominated for a major book award, even though the title in question — a children's book — was ghost-written. [The Mirror]
  • Dolly Parton covers Fine Young Cannibals' "Drives Me Crazy" on her new album. [Perez Hilton]