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Where "Umbrella Boy" = "Boyfriend", right?

this is the most believable public coupling i've seen him in.

Or, you know, sunblock works too.

Oh snap! They're basically matching too! One red one black. Dressing alike=love.

"This is my red shoe shod seexxx slaaaavvee."

An umbrella I could handle. What I could use right now is a snow shovel boy. We've had 2" in the past hour and expect 10 more by morning.
What is this "spring" thing everyone is talking about?

Uhhhh... It's not raining? To point out the obvious?

@backtothegarden: He's a delicate flower. Elf boys can't handle direct sunlight, their natural habitat is a leafy forest, or a roomy closet.

What's up with his legs? Also, RayBans= die already.

...He has an umbrella boy to keep the SUN away?

I don't care what anyone says, he is adorable.

@battleaxonista: or in the arms of a ranger king.

This sh*t has got to stop.

looks like both of them are all choked up...it would be twice as cute if the umbrella had a shorter handle.

@homeslice: Wayfarers have been popular for almost 50 years. I've been wearing them since 1983. They are never going away.

To be fair, this looks like a movie lot. It's typical for there to be an "umbrella boy" to escort the actors from trailer to set.

Yah, an umbrella man for the sun. That would make him a sun umbrella man and that makes Orlando Bloom a total wus.

@sarah.of.a.lesser.god:

Prrreeeeecisely! le sigh.

Maybe there are a lot of people standing around, and they're trying to "What? Orlando? Never heard of him..." him past them?

Or maybe Orlando just likes people to do things for him. That would weird me out, someone holding an umbrella for me. I'm trying to read his umbrella, but it's not happening.

So sun umbrella boy is not doing a very good job. Judging from the shadows the sun is in the exact opposite direction.

Sun kissed Orlando's delicate arm and neck! Umbrella boy will be cuffed and whipped tonight!

I want to be his umbrella boy.

@dancingteacups:

erm, yep.

There are certain things I personally fin unattractive in men...drinking Diet Coke is one. Now I have a new one for my list.

Yuck.

What a fag!

That is, most definitely, NOT a boy with umbrella.

@ObtuseIntolerant: Diet Coke? What if he just LIKES Diet Coke?

PLEASE tell me he is on some movie set and this isn't as ridiculous as it looks? Please?

@goodcheapfun: "sunbrella boy!" There are three explanations: 1) this is a movie set 2) Orlando Bloom is Japanese. 3) It is a new tactic to block the paps. (In which case, it failed.)

Otherwise, it's just plain strange.

And well on his way to being an Umbrella Bear.

Technically, he is the "Parasol Boy."

And, nice matching shoes.

The end.

What other "boys" does he have?

Umbrella Boy: "Um, excuse me, Mr. Bloom, sir, could you please sign my umbrella?"

Orlando: "No, if you stand too close to me people will think I hired you to open my umbrella and also think I'm gay, now go."

Orlando could at least pick a better looking "umbrella boy".

@homeslice: ugh, so with you on the Ray Bans.

At least he picked someone who can color coordinate. And I mean that in the gayest way possible, yes.

Looks like he's just being coy with the paparazzi... DIDN'T WORK!

I wonder if he has a Condom Boy?

Ella...ella...ella...

movie set.
sun will melt makeup.
he could carry it himself,
but is it really that big a deal?

It looks as though he's unlocking his car. Perhaps he gets escorted to and from it. Not sure how I feel about that, even on a film set.

who does he think he is? Diddy?