And also, he's possessed or has his jaw wired shut - take your pick.

He looks like a serial killer.

After seeing that hoodie the Beantown says we can have him.

Someone's still upset about the Super Bowl.

Maybe he just needs the bags to hide the body parts of the person he just hacked up.

This photo makes me clutch my purse a bit tighter. And take my pink taser off of safety.

Those bags are filled with dismembered body parts he's trying to dispose of.

Is this some sort of football person? Am I supposed to care?

No, Tom, NO. I'd rather you just put the bag on top of your head than wear this hoodie.

I don't see anyone. It's a blank picture as far as I'm concerned. A picture of NOTHING.

@ineffable.me: So true...

What IS that thing he's wearing? Is Giselle shopping via the Fingerhut catalog again?

I love how everyone had the same serial killer thought I did.

that thing on his hoodie looks like it's trying to break free. i don't blame it.

@blondegrlz: He is indeed a nonentity. NON. ENTITY.

@lfw1031: I wish we could have commentary on the Fingerhut catalog again! That was like the funniest shit I've ever seen on Jez.

Its bedazzaled. So Manly!

Whatever. Boston has totally sold out, blah blah blah. At least the weather is awesome. And the subway is always running. And there aren't obnoxious college kids everywhere you go.

WHY DO I LIVE HERE?!

Oh, Boston, you're my home....

Can I call this conversation now?

Person: Tom Brady sux, he left his pregnant gf.
Person #2: Why does everyone hate on him?
Person #2 or #3: She wasnt even pregnant when they broke up, she found out later
Person #3 oe #4: Whatever, I love Brady's team.

Do I win???

@ineffable.me: it's from Dipset's spring line of sleeveless hoodies.

He looks like he belongs in Good Charlotte. WTF is he wearing?

I'd check the crawl space

@lfw1031: Long time, no see, dove! How's things?

@Rhody: Didn't know you lived in Boston too, new BFF. Or maybe I did... hmm... what neighborhood?

@Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: I hate on him cuz' I'm a Rams fan and we "NEVER FORGET!"

Are those metal studs on his hoodie?

Thanks for NOT representing Tom, really. THANKS.

He always looks so pissy in these shots. I am sure it is annoying, but he is dating Giselle and staying at her apartment. What does he expect?

I don't get the appeal of this guy. Seriously. He looks gross. And creepy.

You guys, that Joshua Ferris ad is ridiculous. Very deceptive.

Samara? Is that you?

A Beabtown traitor and possibly a deadbeat dad!

@RyanB: I live in Slummaville. Davis Square. It is actually very rare that I cross the river so I barely live in Boston.

@hortense: Ok, never mind, sorry. It's a contest. And clearly marked as a SPONSORED POST in big ass letters. I need more caffeine.

if anyone had to choose between new york and boston, i'd say 95% would choose nyc. that includes one thomas brady.

@Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: HAHAHA. I was totally waiting for those posts! You are goooood.

@Rhody: The new "it" neighborhood, so I hear. I knew Somerville would come around. I need to check out Redbones.

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@Rhody: I love that dirty water.

beabtown. ugh! I hate when my ADHD fucks w/ proofreading.

Jeez - this photo creeps me out.

I now worry that Gisele's head is in one of those bags.

@Rhody: I used to live there - now I'm in Brighton. I rarely actually go into Boston, however, I always drive outward. Funny how that happens.

@bess marvin, girl detective: I get to be in the 5%! I turned down a very well-paying job on wall street to return to Boston and go to law school. So while I love Boston, I may also be insane.

@niftypenguin: Hey Brighton neighbor, I'm in Allston. All hail undergrad central!

@RyanB: It is where the cool kids live. I'll spare you my rant about how expensive the Square is getting...I think we spoke of doing a Jezzie meetup at Red Bones -- BBQ, beer and cornbread. Yes, please.

Last summer a pic of Tom Brady wearing a Yankees hate made the front cover a newspaper (no idea which one, but they sold in in the Lakes Region, NH where I'm from)....So while I love the Patriots, Brady doesn't get my love anymore.

If I took that picture to my local VFW or sports bar even, and told them that this was a pic of one of the best football players in the world right now-

I would promptly get my ass laughed out the door.

He looks like an extra from Zoolander.

@PinkSoxHat: I don't think it is a knock on anyone to say that there are Boston people and New York people. You couldn't pay me to leave Boston for NYC. I think there are plenty of people who are with me on that. And plenty of people who think the opposite. Its cool...love visiting NYC, would never want to live there.

@PinkSoxHat: I'm in Brighton Center - so it's more like "20something pre-yuppie professional" central as far as I can tell :)

@Rhody: Amen to that! Let's have a meetup one of these days :)

@Rhody: My mouth is watering.
I understand about expensive shittyness. I live in the South End.
Did the Redbones thing ever go down? If not, can it?

As a boston transplant, who loves to root for whoever pisses off the most bostonians, this makes me smile.

@Kate: When it comes to sports and the constant comparisons to NYC, it isn't that hard to piss us off.

@RyanB: It didn't, but it is in the works for April, I think. Stacy is on it.

Awww...the South End is the Capital of overpriced, cool kid neighborhood. I am a little jealous. Plus, you guys seem to have all the dogs and the gays. Fun times, I say.

@Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: You forgot that he also looks inbred, and disgustingly licks his fingers constantly during the games after touching the dirty football and that he has the nastiest shit-eating grin. Yeah, I hate him and I could care less about his pregnant gf. I just don't know how he gets such attractive women who aren't even poor and could thus date ANYONE.

@niftypenguin: Hey! I'm in Watertown Square. Good to see so many Bostonians representin'

@BoredButNoLongerInNH: It was the Boston Herald, because that's the kind of thing that passes for news to that crap tabloid of a paper.