ah ha ha. she's 100 feet tall.

She is one pretty makeup-less lady.

@Lisa Frank: or maybe it's the broomsticks in the background, adding to the illusion.

that looks like a blanket tied around her neck.

I want to see her new hair again!!

@SarahBoBara: A baby blanket.

But yeah. I kinda love her.

I'm no fan but I wish I looked one-tenth as good as she does in scrubby clothes with no makeup, just running errands.

Yeah, but can she tell a Tomahawk from a Patriot missile?

I have a coat like that. It's a Barbour waxed-cotton coat. (I think that is the Newmarket.) They last forever, as long as you keep coating them with the little can of wax that comes with them.

@SarahBoBara: It's for picnic emergencies, DUH.

looking a lot like her mother there..

She bugs me. Will someone please tell me why? Seriously, because I don't know.

She looks almost human.

I still stand by my patented hate-the-Gwynnie platform, however.

@ihateyourescalade: Because she is evil, thats why.

Great legs...

@ihateyourescalade: Probably bugs you for the same reason she bugs others. Kind of snotty and really into herself.

want those boots! stylish and comfy

I am not generally a fan of hers, but she looks pretty here. I wish she'd dress down more often.

@PotionForFoxes: yes, she is! Wouldn't it be interesting if that's what she morphs into as she hits her 40s?

ugh. Hate her.
Go away.
let's see pictures of someone we actually wanna see... Like celebrity puppies.

I swear to god- remember that movie called "They Live"?
This normal dude gets ahold of special glasses and then he can see that certain people are really horrific monster/aliens?
If those glasses were real...we would see her in all her true horrific glory.

I am done now, I promise. I just kind of get all Lewis-Black where she is concerned.

Ohmygod I love those boots. Anyone know the make and model?

I was going to make a snarky remark about Gwynnie and trash cans, but instead-----I'll commend her for carrying (buying? borrowing?) the kiddy book. Anybody know what book that is?

God. Her legs are like as big around as my ARMS.

Sigh.

@TheUptightMidwesterner: Now I wouldn't call her evil. What has she done that is that bad, aside from her acting?

@TheUptightMidwesterner:
OK THAT should win BCoTD. Any reference to Rowdy Roddy Piper is blue-ribbon in my book.

She walks across streets carrying books, and she's a mother. Where does she find the time?

Oh I can't resist I am feeling evil today-------
"Gwynneth Paltrow removes broom handle from rectum long enough to cross street."
Go ahead rap me on the knuckles with a ruler.

@TheUptightMidwesterner: OMG! I just bought that on DVD. It is great. Roddy Piper is totes weird though. John Carpenter rocks.
p.s. I like Gyn's boots.

@ihateyourescalade: Ditto! Done with the Paltrow! Done! Ugh!

She looks like a super hero from the waist down. Super Wasp.

Gwyneth Paltrow has a face as plain as a sheet of paper.

@hello.kitty the book is thank you bear by greg foley and it is totes adorable.

Aw, Thank You Bear is such a fabulous children's book! Nice choice, Gwyneth.

@PotionForFoxes: My thoughts exactly!

And at least she's taking books to the kids.

When it comes to Gwyneth, NO thank you.

she looks nice here!

That's really cute. I love going to the bookstore and hanging out in the kid's section whilst my petite peruses the selection. All kinds of happy, screamy babies running around.

NEED her boots.

@hello.kitty: Tee!

I'm a little disarmed because it looks like she in front of one of the storefronts in my old neighborhood, but I somehow can't see Gwynnie in Crown Heights.

Uh, for real, anyone know where I can get boots like that? I had some surprising attractive black suede, corset, lace up Earth boots kinda like those but my bf lost them when we moved and now they don't make them.**sob** Where please to buy?...help!