Bindi Irwin's Wild Designs Hit The Catwalk

Oh, Bindi Irwin! Is there anything the 9-year-old Crocodile Hunter spawn cannot do? You've seen her talk to animals; you've seen her rap. Now Bindi's attacking the fashion world! Her new children's clothing line, Bindi Wear, made its runway debut yesterday in Sydney. Bindi, left, and other kiddies modeled designs and the results were hilarious. Bindi-fanatic Slut Machine and I get catty discussing The Jungle Girl's fashions. Fierce? Ferosh? Or just frightening? Find out, after the jump.

Bindi Irwin's Wild Designs Hit The Catwalk

Jen: These two just can't wait to go wrangle something long and slithery together.
Tracie: Clearly the one on the right has taken a lot more care to perfect his signature walk.

Bindi Irwin's Wild Designs Hit The Catwalk

Jen: This "Wildlife Warrior" t-shirt is going to take on a whole other meaning when this kid hits puberty.
Tracie: I would suggest that this kid actually model in some real womenswear fashion shows, but his tits are too big.

Bindi Irwin's Wild Designs Hit The Catwalk

Jen: Shouldn't it be "Just Say No"?
Tracie: I don't care what her shirt says. She's obviously asking for it with that short skirt.

Bindi Irwin's Wild Designs Hit The Catwalk

Jen: If only the real Diana Ross cared for the animals.
Tracie: Do you think that this little girl has any idea that her presence on this stage was made possible by a series of events that began with a man being stabbed in the heart by a stingray?

Bindi Irwin's Wild Designs Hit The Catwalk

Jen: Their faces scream, "They told us there would be candy if only we would walk out here." Obviously, they were lied to.
Tracie: Damn. Just goes to show you that no matter how you dress it down, you can't turn a bitch butch.

Bindi Irwin's Wild Designs Hit The Catwalk

Jen: If Bindi's career in fashion design doesn't work out, there's always stripping!
Tracie: I'm being completely sincere when I say that I must have that shirt.

Bindi Irwin's Wild Designs Hit The Catwalk

Jen: Don't you need a little more coverage than a short skirt if you're going to be wrestling crocs?
Tracie: Ew. Look at the pervs on the left trying to catch some up-skirt action.

Bindi Irwin's Wild Designs Hit The Catwalk

Jen: Wearing stripes, also pissed about the whole candy thing.
Tracie: Gangsta.

Bindi Irwin's Wild Designs Hit The Catwalk


Jen: This child's name is not Bindi.
Tracie: Is that a knuckle ring? Even more gangsta.

Bindi Irwin's Wild Designs Hit The Catwalk


Jen: Hello, playas.
Tracie: Gaysta.

Bindi Irwin's Wild Designs Hit The Catwalk


Jen: Do you really have to match your outfit to the shrubbery? Really?
Tracie: This is not America's Next Top Friend!

Bindi Irwin's Wild Designs Hit The Catwalk


Jen: Plaid capris and a snake totally clash.
Tracie: OMG, I would not let that thing near me. Terri, I mean.

Bindi Irwin's Wild Designs Hit The Catwalk

Jen: Is no one else concerned that that baby is being chased?
Tracie: She needs some weave tracks for thickness.

[Images via Getty.]

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