Tori Spelling: Dislikes her mom, played a virgin on a teen soap, made a lot of money, blew it all with a shopping addiction, got married, had a baby, got pregnant again, and then wrote a memoir! That memoir, sTORItelling, was feted at a party at the Kitson store in Los Angeles last night, and the clothes on display were as painful as the title of the tome itself. In attendance: Tori and hubby Dean McDermott, the Kardashian girls, Bobby Trendy, and Bobby Brady and Adrienne Curry. No, seriously. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, after the jump.
Ok, we're going to have to award Best Dressed to a baby, Tori's son, Liam McDermott. Though I don't think I'm okay with a baby wearing a tie, he is still better dressed than anyone here, except for maybe his dad.
Is Khloe Kardashian trying to supplant sister Kim as trashiest member of the clan? Note to self: Remember the other Jezebels and do not buy shiny leggings from American Apparel.
Meanwhile Kim Kardashian channels a suburban mom who is still trying to dress "hip"? A suburban teen who's trying to dress "mature"? Oy.
And then there's Tori herself. Sure, she's pregnant and all — but that's never an excuse for wearing a one-shouldered, bubble-hem dress.
Is the existence of Bobby Trendy a sign that is there is no God? Or that there is one?
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