More sleepyface than anything else.

"She's too tan!" "She's too pale!"

Ugh. What happened to being yourself. WHO CARES?!

What a sad looking girl.

Oh come on, that picture isn't fair. Bet she just got up.

She's got a beautiful face even without make-up/first thing in the morning...wonder if Tom gives her nightmares.

What's with the pale hating, yo? Pale is beautiful. Don't get me wrong, so is tan! And black! And every other color of skin! I just hate orange-ass-fake-tanned bitches.

GIVE ME THAT COAT RIGHT NOW!

she can be really beautiful in some photos, really zombie in some photos. Funny how much people use these random pics to read into her life.

I haven't seen Suri in forever, where is that little munchkin?!

@stacyinbean: space.

If my every living breathing moment was occupied by 1000 crazy paps and daily memes on how my husband is A) gay or B) crazy or C) an alien I would be rocking the grumpface MUCH more often than she does.

That is one cute haircut. I wish I had the stones to do nice thick bangs like that.

@stacyinbean: She's going through Scientology traini-, uh, brainwa-, uh, indoctrin-, uh, preschool right now.

Pale and PROUD.

I also love her rumpled bob. These cuts are hard to style.

@battleaxonista: That's what I was thinking. I feel bad for her. I hope Tom isn't really how all the tabloids would have you believe. I hope she has SOME happiness.

Psstttt...Holmes, not Homes.

@blondegrlz: word. This picture makes me sad. Part of me cares about Katie. I hope that $3 mil a year she's banking to stay married to Maverick is worth it.

I must say Ilove the yellow peacoat, and it goes well with the navy of her shirt...

I still love her hair.

@thatsspinach: It just pisses me off because no one does this shit, when say Mel Gibson's wife is out for a stroll. And his version of 'Christianity' is just as weird as anything people say about Scientology, I mean he thinks his wife is going to hell for taking Latin mass for chrissakes. I just really don't get how the Cruises get so much condemnation heaped upon them for Tom jumping on a couch and saying anitdepressnats are evil because honestly a lot of famous people have said/done worse things and we go 'eh.'

The word "dour" comes to mind.

@battleaxonista: Or a gay crazy alien.

@funnyface: @misssgolightly: @Le Kangourou de Kataroo (Bjork did it).: For reals! Lay off the pale ladies! The topic makes this pale lady tiiiiired.

Hey now, wasn't there just an article posted about how guys dig pale chicks? Errr...kind of?

Hey now, wasn't there just an article about how guys dig pale chicks? Errr...kind of?

I wanna be an orange-ass-fake-tan-bitch intead of the stupid-ass-skin-cancer bitch....or just pale.

Katie isn't naturally pale though. If she were to get out of the Scieno Center (eh, house), she would have a bit of color to her. As I recall, little Joey Potter had quite a tan back in the day.

I know this is off topic, but we need to page Dr. Jezebel for info on the latest Amy Winehouse facial sores.

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Dammit, leave us pasty bitchez alone!

I'm totes going to have matching haircuts with my kids, too.

@battleaxonista: i don't think mel gibson's wife is like 15 years younger and an ex-dawson's creeker.

No me gusta.

The tone of her skin isn't the issue. She looks sad, y'all. Of course, they say if you marry for money, you will earn every dollar of it.

What the hex people? She's a white lady, ergo pigmentally challenged! If she's got skin like I do (and I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemies. Lie! I would, I so would.), her skin shrivels and splotches instantly on contact with the sun. I'm sooo fed up with people telling me to get more sun or lay off on the greasy sunscreen--I do not tan, I burn and freckle, and I'm not talking about cute, pre-adolescent freckles, either. I'm talking the scary, cancerous looking kind that has to be burned off with lasers. Too bad I was stupid to listen back when I might have actually been able to do something about it. Instead, I get to spend the rest of my twenties looking like I'm in my thirties already! I say, hurray for Katie for actually succeeding in protecting her delicate, pasty complection.

Pale girl rant: complete. I shall speak no more on the subject forever.

@battleaxonista: Yeah, nobody does crazy quite like Mel. At least you never hear Tom saying anything that would make people's grandparents cry. Also, I appreciate the different approach Scientologists take in their evangelical endeavors: soooo fricking rude! I'd like to see Mormons or Jehova's Witnesses get away with that. The other day while walking past the Scientology building downtown, I passed these two girls who were trying to persuade this older guy. He asked if he could just take the free literature they were handing out cuz he was really busy and one of the girls was like, "Excuse me!!! Do you think you could maybe let me finish first?" Haha! And he actually did!

i wanna be that pale!

Gorgeous and I don't even respect her.

So there. =P

Love the hairdo, love the pale, love the outfit, love the chillax face. She just out walking about! Geesh.

cute coat. cute haircut. sleepyface.

also, i won an impromptu "palest legs in the dorm" contest in college. still undefeated.

@blondegrlz: bwahahaha! Best Late Day Comment!

@perphiction: Yea, my coworker and I were commenting on these pics of Amy earlier...so friggin' disturbing! I get the impression that they threw her butt in rehab and cleaned her up long enough for her to do a passable performance at the Grammys, then there was a total reversion back to what she was. That girl is not doing okay.

On the other hand, Katie looks absolutely stunning in comparison.

@Trashtastic IS the new Setouchi: Can you just beg the powers that be to give me a star? I'm feeling so inadequate around all you super-commenters. Now I know how a man with a small peen feels in the steam room.

I love it when my GF is sleepyfaced. Pounce!

At least she's not trying to make her skin something it's not (aka orange glow).

@blondegrlz: Aw, gurrrl, you don't need no stinkin' star!

Separate, but related news via nydailynews.com and presently blowing my mind: Katie Holmes for ARMANI. Yes! She's doing a kid's line, bringing da' Suri to the (middle) masses! I can't decide if the entire affair is a stroke of evil genius or dementia. Maybe both?
I mean, KH is sooo purty, looks incredible lately (thanks to her new biz partner, apparently). And, um, she certainly makes headlines. But, WTF?! She gets her shit together for, like, a SEASON, and gets blessed by Armani?!

But perhaps this is really all about the miraculous powers of Suri Holmes-Cruise???

Does not look happy.

Scientology if frowning upon you all.

@battleaxonista: To be fair I did hear on the news this morning what a philanthropist she is and how she's reached out to Britney to try and help her get her shit together.
But yes, Mel is crazy as well and I'm ashamed of my mensa-level contribution to this thread.

@funnyface: Depends on your hair type. I have a very similar style (longer bangs), and it's practically wash 'n wear.

pale is pretty

im a pale girl and i dont need to get a cheeto glow to be hot.

lets have a pale party! come glow in the dark at my place. i have rum

Girl looks beat.

I think she's gorgeous usually, but she does seem sad in this photo.

Proof positive that not eating ages a person.

You're right. It would be much better if she sprayed herself orange or encased herself under carcinogenic lights and got all leathery and shriveled.