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The ruling in the Mills/McCartney case has been published, and the judge basically calls Heather Mills a liar liar pants on fire. Some choice excerpts: "The husband's evidence was, in my judgment, balanced. He expressed himself moderately though at times with justifiable irritation, if not anger. He was consistent, accurate and honest. But I regret to have to say I cannot say the same about the wife's evidence." And: "I find that the wife's case as to her wealth in 1999 to be wholly exaggerated." And: "I find that, far from the husband dictating to and restricting the wife's career and charitable activities, he did the exact opposite, as he says." And finally: "I accept that since April 2006 the wife has had a bad press. She is entitled to feel that she has been ridiculed even vilified. To some extent she is her own worst enemy. She has an explosive and volatile character." Oh, and also? Mills-McCartney poured water on Paul's lawyer's head yesterday in the middle of the divorce proceedings. Way to endear yourself to the judge, Heather!
[Telegraph, People]
12:45 PM on Tue Mar 18 2008
By Jessica
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No one wins in this divorce. I feel sorry for that kid.
I'm so glad that someone in a position of authority called her out. Yes, she's been vilified. Because she's a VILLAIN. Please go away now.
How the fuck did she get to stay in the courtroom after pouring water on the guy's head?
I really hope for Paul that this stops being news
Who pours water over the the other lawyer's head?!?! Come on!
Pouring water on someone seems so...junior high? I can't believe a grown woman would stoop to that level in court. Then again, coming from her it doesn't surprise me
she's lucky she didn't get slapped with a contempt charge for that water thing.
Oh, and did you read she's coming to the States?
More craziness to follow, I'm sure.
Can we get the "PT Cruiser" lady to weigh in on this?
I think he's a wanker and all but she acted like a freak on live tv yesterday. I actually cringed.
@katekate: Excuse me, lady's head. I thought I read his lawyer was a man, but hers was.
SUCK ON THAT, NOTLINDA!
@beeble: she's obviously realized there are serious entrepreneurial opportunities for hot messes looking to pimp out their personal lives on the teevee in america.
I'm over this Paul and Heather thing. NEXT!
Hey, NotLinda, take your millions and disappear. Thanks.
@katekate: That is what I want to know! Wouldn't that be grounds for some type of arrest or something? Assault? It must be SOMETHING.
Heather Mills is Queen Bitch, yo! I sort of love it. Do you think she was the inspiration for Amy Poehler's one-legged Amber? Jealous?
The picture on this headline is coming and going, but it looks like NotLinda is coming to eat your face off. Then take your wallet.
@BAngieB: Better yet, marry some gold-digging young guy and have your new-found wealth disappear.
@J.D.Regent: I think at that point the judge wanted as little to do with her as possible.
The worst is that she doesn't appear to have any shame about her actions or behavior. She thinks she's perfectly justified, because she's the victim here. Serious martyr complex, that one.
So when does her reality show on E! debut?
@Lady Skittlehattington, Worsties Guild President: Haha. Yeah, their poor daughter, though. How much therapy is she going to need? My parent's divorce wasn't exactly civil, but my mom got child support, and that was it. And also, it wasn't splashed all over the tabs, thankfully.
His barrister is a man (Mostyn), but his solicitor is Fiona Shackleton. Shackleton is an absolute shark and represented Prince Charles in his divorce from Diana. She was the one who got Diana to surrender the HRH title. A little water over the head will not affect her in the slightest.
@misssgolightly: Yeah. There should have been gunfire. She pulls a concealed shotgun from her prosthetic leg... oh wait... this is Britain we're talking about.
@katekate: Gal's head
But she's devoted her life to charity! And she went on Dancing with the Stars! With ONE LEG! And she only has 49 million dollars! And her daughter will have to fly coach! Really, what does a crazy bitch have to do to get a little love and sympathy from you people??
hope this means were gonna hear MUCH less about this. that chick always has bitchface.
@J.D.Regent:
LOL!
Maybe she'll start her own Emperor's Club.
She gotta make that money work, yo.
I think Heather did Fiona a favor, she looks way hot in the "after" shot.
is she ever going to go away? Thank god she's f***** off to America! Maybe she could have lunch with Britney in LA....
Bitch is crazy!
@Meg: Why can't Heather use some of that $49MM to pay for her daughter's upgrades if it is so important?
Also, flying in coach never hurt anyone. Except that woman who died from lack of oxygen. But still...
So would she fit the "crazy girl" archetype everyone was discussing last night?
The lawyer's hair looked way better afterwards though, it was a little Princess Di circa 1985 beforehand. She looked way younger in the after shot. Mills is mental nonetheless and I doubt a styling service was her intention.
Jesus Christ; this woman is crazily unstable.
@CorporateTool: I have a feeling she keeps her money and her daughter's money separate and accounted for (down to the last cent).
@ChristieLove: Unless it's holy water... ba dum bum. (Says the defense atty...)
She's not just unstable, she's horribly horribly gauche.
I'm not familiar with the British legal system, but pouring water on someone sure seems like a contempt-of-court situation to me. Not to mention straight-up batshit crazy.
1. (Here in Canuckistan) When a woman poured her coffee over her ex husband's head just as they were called into court for a child support motion, the judge had her charged with assault.
2. Ms. Mills seems to be under the impression that the two facts that she suffered some terrible injuries and that she occasionally does a bit of charity work gives her a free pass to be an asshole the rest of the time. When anyone objects to her being an asshole, she whines and bitches like a 3 year old. No wonder she's hated.
3. Her (and other women's) sense of entitlement to large sums of money their husband happened to have before they were married, to which she contributed nothing, and the playing of the victim card in support of this entitlement rubs my feminist instincts the wrong way. If women are entitled to equal rights, this also must include equal responsiblilities, like getting your own damn fortune.
@NefariousNewt: Hey, I could be a gold digging young guy! What a great idea! I'll just have to be sure we marry in the UK--I have a hunch she's pretty savvy when it comes to prenups.
@Miss Pelled: You're talking about a country that refuses to put Pete Doherty in jail for his numerous drug infractions, a little water isn't going to cause a splash (oh, I crack myself up...)
I kind of love Heather Mills, she reminds me of my family's motto, "you can't out bitch crazy".
@arirang: NOKD. Enough said.
She's crazy as a shit house rat. Poor Beatrice.
@JessicaLovejoy: Backstairsly: I'll never see a PT Cruiser again without hearing her voice in the back of my head.
@tigertrap: Oooh, does that motto have a crest to go with it?
@Jerseylicious:
I think it's cause she's insane or a sociopath; hence the lack or remorse.
Again Paul, what does this say about you? You very stupid man for a multi-millionaire that worked in one of the most ruthless industries. The mind bogles.
Heather you lucky bitch. You finally got a rich man and took his millions; 5th, 7th time lucky huh? It's not a talent, you lucked out with the very and worringly odd Beatle...
Ah, lovely. Yet another (soon-to-be-un)married psycho woman, and level-headed me is still single.
Maybe I need to cultivate some major neuroses.
@AGreenEyeDevil: Seriously. And now that she has the wads of cash she's been after from the beginning, who knows how she's going to behave and treat her daughter?
@SoCalGilligan: I know, right? I'm a sharp, funny, normal girl who likes baseball and cooking and fucking and I can't get a second date, yet this woman's hobbling around with a sub-Saharan country's GDP. Pathetic.
Perfect picture. Captures her personality quite well.
So, does this mean Macca is attracted to crazy bitches, like other dudes? Except he had much, much more at stake in his dalliance.
I don't think Mills is mad. She's just immature and spoilt. Awful for the child, and too bad for Paul, because he'll still have to deal with her WRT Beatrice.
@BadHairLife: I agree with 3. In some cases, women give up their careers/opportunities, and in other ways provide support to a husband so that he can achieve the success that makes him millions. In that case, yes, she deserves something. Heather Mills? WTF did she do to help Paul? NotLinda indeed.
You know, I was willing to give her the benefit of the doubt about all of her crazy claims, even though I love Love LOVE Paul McCartney and all things Beatles, but she's totally convinced me with her nutty rants and inability to just STFU and move on with her life that she was most likely the aggressor here and in their marriage. I've always found that people who talk all the time about how the world is treating them are most likely not at all victims, and usually in some way bring about the treatment they receive. I wonder if she's ever heard the phrase "absence makes the heart grow fonder"? She should study it. Or really, she should have studied it 2 years ago.
I cannot comprehend this situation considering that I pay my ex-husband child support. For the children, as they say, such as.
@katekate: Sorry to pick you up on this, but she actually represented herself throughout all this.
@LooseBaggyMonster: Lol. Yes, complete with slashed tires, broken windows, and a miniature restraining order.
I kinda hope she does come on over. She's more entertaining than Paris and Posh combined.
@NefariousNewt: Yeah, that.