Latin/Hispanic? You're a total witch when Tía Flow is about to visit, you know that, right? The next time you're dealing with PMS symptoms, have a glass of milk, suggests the California Milk Processor Board. In their new commercial, "Bruja" (Spanish for witch), innocent, pure children would scream and run from the "scary witch" every month. When the witch started drinking milk, her skin cleared up and she dedicated herself to random acts of kindness. First of all, fuck you, Milk Board. Second: Witch? Really? As in, burned at the stake? Third, aren't people of color more likely to be lactose intolerant? Clip, in Spanish with English subtitles, above.