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2:15 PM on Mon Mar 17 2008
By Anna
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lol at that kid in the window.
OMG where is Brad. This is so close to being the Holy Grail.
there are no words for how cute this is.
Is she selling those dresses, like Brad and his hats? Because it looks cool and comfortable, and exactly like someone I want to wear once it's warmer. And all the children make my uterus cry, so I also promise to wear the dress as eventual maternity wear.
Britney would get a ton of shit for this picture.
She's not perfect. Awesome.
LOVE. And want cheetos right about NOW.
I can't wait until they break into song!
This picture makes me want to reproduce like crazy. And I am far too young for that. I need to get my hormones in check.
I love how she's goes to pick up cheetos in that dress. I f*cking love her!
How cute are they?
Oh, and Z keep on eating your snacks baby.
Also, this reminds me of 'Make Way for Ducklings'!
is the last guy in line her kid too? who be dat?
@homeslice: "Take me with you! I can que up as well as any of them...!"
Wait, they all have snacks.
Look, when you're a kid you get snackies. You don't care about no stinkin' calories. Nough said.
@ineffable.me: Aww! That's wee Pax. He appears to not be interested in the Cheeto train! Do we have any junk food connoisseurs who can let us in on his snack of choice?
I like the little kid in the window who's jealous of the processed foods.
My ovaries.
they are amazing! i've always felt that if i somehow end up rich i will totally have a small army of kids so that they can all play around the mansion and go to college and whatnot
it disturbs me how michael jackson that seems after i typed it! ewwww
Christ she looks utterly fantastics, doesn't she? Yes, yes she does.
Also imagine the mandatory thing about posting pictures of celebs and their kids and my disagreement with such a practice.
I'd say it myself but I'm far too busy gawking at how fantastic she looks. I guess pregnancy really does work for some people or something.
Fuck it I'm not designed to make sense at this time of day.
nom nom nom
Four kids in tow, all alone, plus she baking two in the oven?!
WARRIOR WOMAN!
OK, sorry for being too judgmental, but this is snap judgment! She feeds those kids carnie food. All the time. Get them some fruit leather and a juice box, stat! Adding insult to injury is that Angie and Brad, while undoubtedly beautiful, do look like they should eat more veggies. They always look pasty, tired and malnourished to me. And not just because they have four kids.
This pic is both adorable and sad. I love that this is just a normal family out and about, but the way Maddox is looking at the paps makes my heart break. He's so over this, and I shouldn't know that his mama let him get the penis gum. I really need to stop clicking on these family pictures.
@stacyinbean: ah Pax! i dont think I knew of his existence? I'm going to have to google now. I only knew about Maddox.
*sigh* She's so gorgeous...but why is Pax all the way in the back? Blue juice and Cheetos...CELEBS, THEY'RE JUST LIKE US!!!!! And check out the people watching from the window lol...
@ineffable.me: I was getting a VonTrapp vibe from them too!
Okay I love that she is confident enough to leave the house with 4 little ones in her charge. Then again - all kids behave for junk food!
Love that dress.
Who's older, Maddox or Pax? Pax looks older, but he's so small relative to Maddox.
I seriously don't think I've ever seen Pax before.
Pax is eating those Zapp chips, looks like barbque flavor. I love the dress too, but it looks like it would be easy to trip in, since it is so long. I think those girls are mommas girls.
@ineffable.me: he's the newest of the bunch, 3 or 4 years old, and I believe he's Vietnamese, if you didn't already learn that from teh googling.
I love that she gives her kids Cheetos. Cause I could totally see her putting them on a raw-foods-macrobiotic-vegan diet.
Ah! Baby Parade! I love it!
Celebrities: they're just like us!
i have that dress in navy.
Is that the order in which she loves them?
@janna: He is with the former Prez.
I was just looking at a pic of this on People's website. Her wrist and hand look even scarier in their picture.
You're preggers Angie - eat!
@blondegrlz: She's been rocking the flowy dresses and looking like a fucking goddess! I'd buy 'em.
@sabbaticalplease: This is the only picture I have seen of them with junk food. None of us have any idea what she feeds them most of the time and I think it's unfair to judge when it is obviously a fun day out with the kids and she just got them some yummy snacks.
I think this picture is adorable! Nom nom nom.
total famewhore, but like lainey says, i buy what she's selling.
Cheetos?
Shiloh is so lucky.
I am so hungry.
@cinemaddict: ok, now i know im not the only one wondering if that was just a random kid that decided to join the conga line to get some cheetos. i mean, there's so many of them, she can't tell if their hers or not!
I adore that family. And now they add Powerade and Fritos to the mix?
Each child has its own unique hair personality.
@titilayo: Maddox is six and Pax is four I think? Pax had a growth spurt it seems.
@stacyinbean: that is totally that brand of kettle chips, whose name start with a z. they're really good.
angie looks great pregnant, i'm sure it's because it fills her out a little. she looks like a grecian goddess.
@Leiakat: I know, but they're all in the same city. Can't they just hang out together, for my own enjoyment?!
@SharonTaint: where did you get it????
Phew. I thought Pax was wearing those fucking awful skate shoes that are bound to a) cause terrible accidents and b) require kids to wear orthotics later in life. Glad to see that they're normal shoes. Angelina looks beautiful.
When I have children they will eat organic food, play with toys I whittle in the backyard, and read "All the President's Men" for their first grade home school political science class.
Also I am the inspirational bikini picture on Angelina's fridge.
@hortense: so true.
it's also nice to know that their kids just might have dorito hands after snacking on some chips.
It think it's hilarious that this picture makes so many people want to have kids, because when I look at it, all I think is Do.Not.Want. Maybe I'm dead inside.
@titilayo: Pax was adopted from Vietnam early '07 at the age of 3, and Maddox is maybe 18 months older.
@TakeBackWhatYouSaidAboutThor: "His mama let him get the penis gum" is the best thing ever. Also, I shouldn't know that Z tries to guilt mommy into giving her more cookies by telling her that if she doesn't, "daddy will cry."
I wonder if they have Cheetos Asteroids 100 calorie packs down there, since I can't find them in NYC.
@blondegrlz: Anthropologie has that dress right now in a dark teal. I can't remember the designer's name, but it's on sale! (for like $150)
@Sugarless: A-men.
Zahara is the cutest thing I've ever seen. It's no wonder Angie fell head-over-heels for her. If I were a kindergarten teacher, I would totes get fired for favoritism.
Shiloh got so big! Wasn't it just yesterday Angie was calling her a "blob."
Also, yes to Make Way for Ducklings!
@SharonTaint: Damn. How much did that set you back?
I think Pax is eating gold fish crackers. I approve of that snack decision. Fritos for Shiloh? Not so much.
@stacyinbean: I think they are Goldfish Crackers
@pureblarney: And you can see she is going to be a firecracker when she grows up. She will give her mother a run for most wild.
Yup, Pax is eating Zapp's, a New Orleans chip company. Deslish.