Halle Berry Has Sure-To-Be-Gorgeous Baby Girl

  • Halle Berry gave birth to a baby girl on Sunday morning in L.A. An insider says Halle first arrived at the hospital early Saturday with contractions and "skyrocketing" blood pressure, but stabilized, went home and came back later Saturday night. The baby was born at 10:17 am yesterday. Congrats! [Star Magazine]
  • Baby and mama are "doing great!" [US Magazine]
  • George Clooney is going to be Nicole Kidman's baby's godfather. Damn. Raise your hand if you're jealous of an unborn kid. [Mirror]
  • Nicole Richie hates her post-pregnancy boobs. "I am bustier now and I really don't like it. It doesn't really fit with my wardrobe, it's not who I am. I am not someone who is used to wearing a bra or having to wear a bra, I really don't like it. I like wearing vintage hippy see-through shirts that aren't slutty on me because there is nothing to look at." [The Sun]
  • Mel Gibson and Britney Spears: New BFFs. WTF. [TMZ]
  • Oh, a source says Mel and Brit had dinner together to talk about sobriety. Sure. [E!]
  • Sam Lutfi's restraining order regarding Britney has been extended for another 30 days, thank Zeus. [TMZ]
  • Is Britney's father opening a restaurant with Kevin Federline??? [Mirror]
  • Brit's kids came to visit; she let her dad push the stroller. [The Sun]
  • The hospital where Britney stayed for psychiatric evaluation has suspended some employees and may fire others for looking at Brit's medical records. [Reuters]
  • Lindsay Lohan admits that her pre-rehab lifestyle was effed up: "I was putting myself in the wrong situations and I didn't have the focus in the right place." [People]
  • Lindsay recently had a meeting with rapper Fat Joe. Reeemiiiix! [E!]
  • Paris Hilton is going on tour with Benji Madden and his band, Good Charlotte, in South Africa, yawn. [People]
  • A Hasidic Jew dropped out of the role of Natalie Portman's husband in her new movie because of pressure from his community. Oy. [UPI]
  • Keith Richards likes Amy Winehouse's music but says,"That girl isn't going to be around long unless she sorts herself out pretty quick. Amy's got to get smart." [Daily Mail]
  • Sarah Jessica Parker on the Sex And The City movie: "A handful of people have seen it and have been very surprised by the seriousness. There's something that happens in this movie and it's really about realizing your own complicity and disappointment. You know the necessity of friends, but at a certain point, as a grown-up person, you have to take care of yourself." [LA Times]
  • Did "oil heir" Brandon Davis steal a $100,000 watch from producer Scott Storch? [Page Six]
  • Eminem is working on the return of Slim Shady: He's back in the studio and working out with a trainer. [Page Six]
  • Dear Page Six, Lisa D'Amato did not win Cycle Five of ANTM; she did pee herself on a photo shoot, though. [Page Six]
  • Blind items! "Which married foreign head of state makes Bill Clinton look like a Boy Scout? When women are granted audiences with the man, they find him at his desk with his fly open or, sometimes, with his pants already down... Which "socialite" dropped from a size 14 to a size 0 with the help of a new dangerous habit? She and some of her friends are dabbling in the appetite suppressant heroin." [Page Six]
  • Blind item: "Which new mama likes to sneak vodka into her water glass even though she's still breastfeeding?" [ONTD]
  • Diane Sawyer did a special on prostitution which never aired; thanks to Spitzer & Dupre, it'll be on ABC this Friday. Dreams really do come true. [Rush & Molloy]
  • Actor Daniel Radcliffe smokes like 20 cigarettes a day. Harry Potter & The Phlegmy Cough. [ONTD]
  • Start hitting your high notes: Mariah Carey will be a guest judge on American Idol this week. [ONTD]
  • CSI: Miami's David Caruso: A dick on the set. [Page Six]
  • Kate Moss has been banned from joining boyfriend Jamie Hince on stage when his band, The Kills, tours. She'll have to be happy with "groupie" status. [Mirror]
  • Is Madonna's marriage "hanging by a thread"? How many times have you heard that before? [The Sun]
  • But apparently Madonna and Guy Ritchie will announce a split in 18 months. Mark your calendar! [ONTD]
  • Madonna's new song will be released via a SunSilk shampoo commercial. Rinse and repeat. [The.Life Files]
  • Dawn Wells, aka Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island, was supposed to speak to the Girl Scouts of America; they canceled after she was charged with marijuana possession. But she could warm the girls of the dangers of DUI! [UPI]
  • Sadie Frost has split with Towers of London bassist Kristian Marr. Did you know they were dating? [Sunday Mirror]
  • Paul McCartney may learn how much cash he has to give Heather Mills in their divorce settlement today, but will we? These things are private, as dictated by British law. But the judge can release some or all details after the couple has heard the decision. [CNN]
  • Yee-haw! Carrie Underwood is joining the Grand Ole Opry. [Yahoo News]
  • The drummer from ABBA was found dead in Spain. [Yahoo News]
  • Is the Church of Scientology planning to use Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith to lure black people into its clutches? [MSNBC]
  • Minnie Driver doesn't know what to name her baby. "Driver is kind of a hard name to put with a first name, particularly boys' names. My friend sent me an email saying I should call the baby Duncan Driver. Then I can call it Dunk Driver, Pile Driver, Rally Driver." [The Sun]
  • Michael Stipe: Totes le gay. [Rush & Molloy]