- We discovered that ( now-former ) New York Governor Eliot Spitzer goes to whores.
- We also discussed Ashley Alexandra Dupre, aka "Kristen", the woman who was allegedly the whore in question. Her new single is off the chain!
- We commisserated with Spitzer's poor wife, Silda.
- Bet disgraced Glamour blogger Mike Cherico is happy about the Spitzer scandal! It is one of the few things that makes him look like less of an asshole.
- Speaking of assholes, did ya hear? Pooping is the new hot shit!
- Salt n' Pepa said opinions are like assholes and everybody's got one. Well 1,400 of you and counting had opinions about this post.
- But who cares what other people think! You're living alone and loving it.
- And probably airing the ol' girl out 'cause no one is ever around.
- But you guys, Anna Wintour put a big black guy on the cover of Vogue, so we know the apocalypse is neigh.
- Whatevs to all that. It's spring break y'all! Pour some out for the homies and have a good weekend.
