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This Week We Talked Prostitutes, Poops, And Panties
By Jessica, 5:30 PM on Fri Mar 14 2008, 3,306 views (Edit post, Set to draft, Slurp)

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- We discovered that ( now-former ) New York Governor Eliot Spitzer goes to whores.
- We also discussed Ashley Alexandra Dupre, aka "Kristen", the woman who was allegedly the whore in question. Her new single is off the chain!
- We commisserated with Spitzer's poor wife, Silda.
- Bet disgraced Glamour blogger Mike Cherico is happy about the Spitzer scandal! It is one of the few things that makes him look like less of an asshole.
- Speaking of assholes, did ya hear? Pooping is the new hot shit!
Salt n' Pepa said opinions are like assholes and everybody's got one. Well 1,400 of you and counting had opinions about this post.
But who cares what other people think! You're living alone and loving it.
And probably airing the ol' girl out 'cause no one is ever around.
But you guys, Anna Wintour put a big black guy on the cover of Vogue, so we know the apocalypse is neigh.
Whatevs to all that. It's spring break y'all! Pour some out for the homies and have a good weekend.