
[Los Angeles, March 12. Image via INFDaily.com.]
Celebrity, sex, fashion. Without airbrushing.

[Los Angeles, March 12. Image via INFDaily.com.]
4:10 PM on Thu Mar 13 2008
By Dodai
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hate n' hate.
can't help it.
Outfit yes, shoes no. Needs Converse.
Why. are. you. famous.
Hi! I'm only 15 years old and richer than God! But I still, like, don't, like, want you to hate me. Okay?
She looks like an ad for H&M, and not in a good way.
Something about her makes me very, very sad.
No amount of carefully orchestrated, PR crafted interviews about how her parents "keep her grounded" and "my life is pretty normal" will change my mind. She's a kid living a grown-up life and I fear for what will happen when she really is a grown-up.
When did 15 get so old?
I think this is very cute, like something Veronica Lodge would wear. Except the shoes.
Is very Lindsay Lohan, but I like those sandals.
GAH. What if Jesus wore leggings and went to prison?
Gladiator Sandals. must. die.
My friend wants to wear them with her wedding dress. Why?!
Did the Hamburglar have a yard sale?
egads.
At least she's wearing something relatively age-appropriate, and I can't see her cooter, as is so common with so many other young starlets, so I'd have to say it's a win all around.
She may not have any talent, but I can't hate. I mean, at least she's not being like all those other starlets, out drinking and drugging et al.
Straight out of the urban outfitters bargain bin look book. I have to say -- I prefer it to the Abercrombie sale rack or the American Eagle madras section.
stop infecting teh chilluns and then i'll sorta like you.
Those sandals are for for Easter...very Biblical...very Ten Commandents!!!
Stripes + gladiator sandals + leggings = too much trend for one body.
Full disclosure: I have those sunglasses, and I am so not 15...and also her's probably didn't come form Clarie's. Yes, I shop at Claire's...off to die of shame now.
@andBegorrah: don't be mean to her.. shes a good role model for little kids! my sisters love her.. yeah yeah yeah with all the disney conspriacy bullshit. MUCH better then freakin jamie lynn spears.. my little sister (who is 10 years old) LOVED her. I like Miley. She's cute and only 14! STop girl on Girl criming it!
Okay, I am thoroughly sick of seeing this girl's picture on everything everywhere and hearing about how she sold out this or that stadium. However, and it pains me to say this, I turned on the radio the other day and heard a new song, and it was catchy, and I may have sung along with it, and then it ends and I hear "that was Miley Cyrus with..."
I damn near drove into a tree.
@LoveNoelG: Word. I specially hate when people say "her parents raised her right" and she goes on talking about how she's "Christian." A good parent would not pull his child out of school and pimp her out to some Disney show where she is dressed like a harlot.
Finally. Dressed like a normal kid trying to figure out their style and not styled to death like a little doll.
I approve.
She needs to go away.
And why is there always a Miley story on People? I can't imagine the average People reader is interested in her. She must have a good PR team.
She is over-pronating and those shoes look like they are bad for her feet. Also, pls eat something!
Wow, I guess I only need to look a MC to know all the current trends.
Seriously, Gladiator Sandals, Lohan Leggings, although I'm not sure about the bright color and stripes, was that this fall maybe? And those glasses are so summer 06. And black toenail polish, still?
Ha, I'm just kidding. But seriously, this oufit has so much stuff. Didn't here mom tell her to remove at least one thing before she goes out?
Does anyone really look to her for fashion inspiration? I really want to know.
please bring back abigail breslin --- now there's a real teenager if i ever saw one!
kind of a weird outfit... I'm getting a Brady Bunch/Partridge fam vibe. But I support it. The upside to being a teenager is getting away with crazy outfits.
I think the color combo is very cute but I don't love the snaps. I'm also not down with the sandals, at all.
I can't help it, I think she looks very, very cute. I wouldn't wear the leggings out of the house, but she's 15, so she can get away with it.
@Hamsterpants: When did "no visible vagina" become the mark of a good starlet rather than that of bad porn? What kind of world do we live in, and whatnot.
[insert well-crafted one-liner incorporating the phrase "snatch judgment" here]
@Jezebabe: Yeah the "her parents raised her right" line implies that their work is done.
She's still a kid!
Pros of LA: Being able to dress like that (weather)
Cons of LA: Being able to dress like that (.)
@TheGintheCity:
what is she going to battle a tiger down the aisle?
if we're going to bring anything back from gladiators lets bring back the yummy muscles and men wearing skirts.
wait, she looks like "there's waldo" crossed with raggeddy Ann...
@eeva: I know, right? It's the lowest common denominator school of underage female celebrity: she's a role model if she isn't flashing her vag, getting knocked up, getting drunk, addicted to coke, etc.
@littlebluebug:
truly it does.
though i can't lie. I walked around like this for my entire youth until I went to Europe and began worshiping at the Temple of Zara and Mango
@LoveNoelG: true!!!
I can deal with this outfit until I get past the hem. From mid-thigh down, not so much.
I have the exact same shoes! but they're brown. and i'd never wear that outfit with gladiator sandals. i like her because she's not that pretty. hahahahaa
Kind of reminds me of the Cat in the Hat, in a cute/funny sort way! The Seuss look is cute on a teen.
Dumb sandals, gremlin head. Wackest "celebrity."
She looks a little "Cat in the Hat" here. But at least she's not falling out of a car drunk or hanging with one of the Madden boys.
@AGreenEyeDevil: Jinx!
@seattleinthecity: Yeah, no shit. Isn't she adorable?
Abigale -- growin up can take you well into 2018, I don't wanna see the likes of you around town, yahear?
I would have loved this at her age. And I actually don't hate it now. Kids this age should wear the hell out of leggings because in two years their thighs will (well, should) scream at the sight of the damn things.
Reminds me of the White Stripes! I kinda like it.
@BowlingForDollars: trust me she is next. have you seen the come hither photos? i don't understand her appeal, but then again i'm not 12 and i have a burning hatred for disney and all the untalented kids they dish out nowadays
gladiator sandals. i have yet to see someone who actually looks good in them. Including gladiators.
Hair yes, glasses no, shirt no, dress...thing, no, tights no, shoes no, firing her fashion consultant/shill for crappy designers: yes.
i love this gal and the outfit. absolutely adorable (:
This just makes me think "Ronald McDonald" or "Hamburgler" or something. Maybe Miley could be the mascot for McDonald's deli sandwiches.
Love the outfit. She's so cute. Hate the grecian sandals.
"see you again" is a really good song, i swear! i don't get why everyone hates her so much. poor miley!
Dudes, I do kinda like the outfit.
does anybody else find her teeth/gums fucking terrifying? it is, however, nice to see her dressing like a kid instead of a tiny, overly sexualized adult. also, i totally get 'the best of both worlds' stuck in my head. a lot.
@eeva: My point exactly, if I can't pick someone's catbag out of a lineup, I feel that person is succeeding at their celebrity.
No pants is the new black.
My best friend Leslie says "she's just being Miley."
Oh big baby jesus No!
I would've left the shoes in the closet.
@BUTTERCUPJEFFERSON: I have got to agree with you here!!
Why is it okay to make fun of her gums, etc. just because she's part of the Disney machine? She's just a KID! She's no more awkward, worse dressed, more self-centered or obnoxious than most extroverted 15 year olds you will encounter (or may have once been? or knew in school?)
As a mom, I have seen and heard lots and lots of her. Patsy Cline she is not, but she and her show are genuinely funny in that TGIF sort of way.
The music can be forced but some of it is good, and the stuff I am less excited about that my daughter loves...well, I can't really complain because the one she plays on non-stop repeat has a great baby-feminist message to it and THAT I do not mind.
Why should we cheer for the demise of any of these people? And how could that possibly make us better than them?
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