An Irish sperm bank decided to offer free tickets to an Amsterdam music festival in exchange for sperm. What do you think happened? A veritable JIZZ DELUGE, obviously. Dudes are always looking for new places for their wasted semen. Remember Phil Meste's giant sperm cube? He's probably gotten all 131,000 donations he needed to fill it by now. [Sperm For Tickets]
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