The Gothic & Lolita Bible: Japanese Girls Are Living Dolls

In Japan, the Gothic Lolita trend is pretty huge. In fact, they have a magazine dedicated to the darkly cute (or is it cutely dark?) fashion fad, called Gothic & Lolita. This special issue, the Gothic & Lolita Bible, has everything you need to perfect your look — freaky contact lenses, skirts with stiff crinolines, babydoll shoes and parasols. Step into a world where dark meets light and women are playthings, after the jump.

The Gothic & Lolita Bible: Japanese Girls Are Living Dolls

This little "Lolita" is terrifying, yet sweet. Blue contacts? Check. Orangey-yellow hair? Check. Childlike innocence? Sure.

The Gothic & Lolita Bible: Japanese Girls Are Living Dolls

This is the "gothic" look, obviously. The point is to resemble the doll — right down to the contact lenses!

The Gothic & Lolita Bible: Japanese Girls Are Living Dolls

Here are some contact lens options. The bat design seems perfect for making your parents sigh, "I just don't understand."

The Gothic & Lolita Bible: Japanese Girls Are Living Dolls

The kids hit the street dressed to kill play.

The Gothic & Lolita Bible: Japanese Girls Are Living Dolls

Don't you applaud their ability to commit? Aren't you amazed by the time and effort they put in to getting dressed? I feel really really lazy in comparison. I am wearing elastic-waist track pants.

The Gothic & Lolita Bible: Japanese Girls Are Living Dolls

What, what??????

The Gothic & Lolita Bible: Japanese Girls Are Living Dolls

Imagine a conversation that goes like this: "Honey, I bought you some pants with a ruffled loin cloth attached." "Aw, sweetie, you're the best."

The Gothic & Lolita Bible: Japanese Girls Are Living Dolls

LOL at his pant cuffs.

The Gothic & Lolita Bible: Japanese Girls Are Living Dolls

At least he has the decency to look embarrassed about those shoes.

The Gothic & Lolita Bible: Japanese Girls Are Living Dolls

I could maybe get behind the dresses, and possibly consider the tights, but honestly? They lost me at the bonnets.

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