Jezebel

*BARF*

her outfit's nice though

Oh, this isn't good.

oh darling, i love you.

GET OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHT

Yikes. That is a lot of beige on one person.

where is her feeeet?

I hope I never get so rich that people don't tell me when to stop with the plastic surgery, already.

Ahem. A. Hem.

href="#c4667310">blackbirdfly: It's all very Janice from the Muppets.

Oh Donatelli. Methinks you should attempt to age gracefully.

Aww man, I was so excited waiting for the photo to load and then my imagination was way more wacky than her outfit.

@Sabrina Duncan Kicks Ass: Donatella that is. Donatelli's is bringing me dinner.

@blackbirdfly: So, so true.

Man, I would rock that sooo much better. Tan looks so good against my cocobrown skin.

My cat jumped off my desk when I clicked on this picture. Maybe he realized it was his dinner time... or maybe he was just SCARED!!

@Rhody: My thoughts exactly!

She's wearing the couture equivalent of Dr. Dentons. This is not good. I just hope to god they don't have a trap door in the back.

It's like everything she's wearing is one big "flesh" toned band-aid.

@blackbirdfly: haha. totally.
which is funny cause they did this awesome skit on SNL wher eit was the muppets band and maya rudolph played janice and she also did the wicked impersonation of donatella back in the day.

She frightens me.

Everytime I see a picture of her or an article about her, all I can think of is Maya Rudolph's Donatella Versace character. "GEETTTT OUUUTTTTT"....I am also reminded to use more sunscreen, but that's neither here nor there.

The pants-over-feet thing is freaking me out. It's like she just has stubs.

@ineffable.me: I miss Maya Rudolph a lot right now...

"From your microwave to your piehole, and from your piehole to your poopshoot."

At least she isn't bright orange?

She's just a leathery caricature of herself.

@Sabrina Duncan Kicks Ass: Oh noes! Too late!!

I know this is harsh and the woman has been through hell and back (some her fault, some not) but I swear, the last time I saw a photo of her she looked 20 years younger...

What happened Donatella?! WHAT HAPPENED?!

I've been really hungover all day today and I gotta tell you, her face looks exactly like how I feel right now.

"Donatella Versace Matches Tan To Trenchcoat" and her skin to an alligator purse.

I would call her "Beige"!!

@Sukie in the Graveyard: cocaine is a hell of a drug.
but she's ok now!

I don't understand...the top is Versace but the khakis and trenchcoat are screaming J. Crew soccer mom...

Mommy, make it stop. Ow...

even though I read the headline I still thought this was lindsay lohan...

@BicSharpie: Pulled in all the wrong directions and still sagging? Your day must be shitty. I'm sending a telepathic martini your direction just about now. Ready? ..... SENT!

It's Javier Bardem in drag!

She actually looks better. For awhile there it seemed her nose and chin were touching (the droopy coke nose). At least here she looks healthy - artificially healthy - but better nonetheless.

@ineffable.me: oh yeah, that's for sure - but it's nice to know that after rehab in Arizona she designed some of the most beautiful gowns I have ever seen - just gorgeous...

but I always feel a little sad for her knowing that she lost her brother (tear).

donatella is an angel, but she folds her wings to walk like you and me. ;_;