No one is safe from the Daily Mail's body dysmorphia! First they criticize George Michael for porking up, and now they're down on Michael Douglas for looking old. An absurdly long headline in today's Mail blares, "I'm sexier than ever,' says Zeta-Jones - but her husband looks ready for the plastic surgeon again." Douglas reportedly had a face lift for his wedding 7 years ago, but according to the Mail, he needs some freshening up. Ugh. Has no one heard of growing old gracefully? [Daily Mail]
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