What in God's name have the people at Dooney & Bourke done to Hayden Panettiere? This doesn't even look like her. The eerily alien head, oddly sinewy neck and incredibly narrowed shoulders are terrifying. And what about her complete and utter lack of a belly button. Is she Eve? Patricia Heaton? Why would they airbrush out her navel? In fact, the longer you look at the shape of the "body" they digitally sculpted, the less sense it makes. (Click the picture to see it larger.)
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