If you love things that live at the crossroads of appealing and appalling, La Pequeña Winehouse is your girl. The Amy impersonator wasn't actually born a girl, and she's — how do you say — height-challenged. A little person. But the tiny terror is big on hairspray. And dancing, lip-syncing (badly) and humping pillows. Click the picture to see a clip of her "performing" "Rehab." ¡Viva la vida loca! [Guanabee]

Translation: (According to Guanabee):
"I am Little Amy Winehouse. I am a junkie... I am Little Amy Winehouse. I LOVE drugs. I am little Amy Winehouse. I love vices. No, no, no."

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