This is it. The moment you've been waiting for. We're ridding ourselves of some commenters, and sending others to, well, the corner. [Ha! -Ed.] Names and offenses after the jump.
Why: In response to a story about an Israel-born baker on trial for putting abortion-inducing pills into his wife's breakfast: Well, what else do you expect from a jew. it's part of their culture.
Gone: A.T. Elle
Why: Commenter, to A.T.Elle: "My parents met on a blind date and went to a restaurant called Rebecca's. Guess what they named me. Is that story less cute because they're divorced now?" A.T. Elle: "A little."
Why: (via email) "I have to say that in general I have become very unimpressed with the maturity level of the majority of commenters; and the "queen bee" playground clique mentality a few of them demonstrate. Don't get me wrong, there are many thoughtful, intelligent women and men who post at Jezebel— it is the rest of them that I no longer care to deal with. Please close my commenter account."
Why: Re: Sarah Jessica Parker: I don't live in NY I think she's fugly and styleless
Why: Self-inflicted, via email. "l'm a racist...apparently I hate white women for some reason. I'm a "Heather".
Yeah, it's not a lot. But here's who we're watching, due to numerous e-mailed nominations and complaints, including cliquishness, rudeness, mean-girls behavior, ganging up on those with different opinions and general "Queen Bee" attitudes:
Note: Those executed can always re-apply. The point is to keep it thoughtful, play nice, and comment when you actually have something interesting to say.
Related: Jezebel Comments FAQ
4. Can I be banned from commenting?
Yes, if your comments are excessively self-promotional, obnoxious, or even worse, boring.