On last night's Wife Swap, a radio shock-jock mom from the Northeast traded places with a walking ashtray from Texas named Sue Ann, who doesn't stand for any B.S. like "pansy" househusbands who don't earn a living or know how to play catch with their sons. A man named Edward was the husband assigned to Sue Ann, and, although he was kind of a "pansy", she was an absolute loon who flew off the handle at every available moment. At one point, she began screaming in his face about how his wife is "nothing special". Clip above.

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