Above is the "official" trailer for Anna Nicole, the biopic about the dearly departed model/diet pill spokeswoman/reality TV star starring Willa Ford in the title role (and a cameo by Bobby Trendy). The voice over claims it is "the most anticipated motion picture of the year," and we'd be big fat liars if we didn't say we whole-heartedly agree. This movie looks just as cheap, seedy and campy as its source material. It began shooting about six weeks (or less) after Anna died, and wrapped in May 2007. There's still no release date, but evidently, this thing is headed for the big screen, when initially, it was supposed to be a TV movie of the week type thing.

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