Janet Jackson was on Tyra yesterday, where she talked about the possibility of freezing her eggs, how she's never really eaten breakfast cereal, and how she credits her parents — you know, the Jehovah's Witnesses who didn't celebrate holidays, beat the crap out of all their kids, and forced them to earn a living before they could read — for why she grew up to be "normal." Tyra talked about Janet's big ass, rolled around on the floor with her, and spontaneously spasmed/danced. Clip above.

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