wtf bbq?! is going on here?

He will always be the extreme hottie from The Saint. And that is all.

Or is he skipping?

Has he lost a few lbs? He's looking good here, I think. Can't tell for sure.

Val Kilmer: I would have hit it in 1994.

Ok no, I was 13. But I totally would have kissed his picture in a magazine in 1994. And probably did.

Lo how the mighty have fallen. Has Knight Rider been canceled yet?

Sir, let me take this moment to compliment you on your fashion sense, particularly your slippers.

@bowlingfordollars: Exactly what I was thinking!! Homeboy had been looking rough. Keep it up Iceman!

@Archetype: OMG I loved that movie. Val Kilmer will always have smoking hot cred from those skintight superspy scenes.

Dang. Leave the guy along, paparazzi... he looks like he just wants to go get his mail or something.

Top Gun was on two nights ago and I watched all of it. All I could think was: Why is everyone SWEATING so much in this movie? And yet, no one takes off their damn leather jacket?

@Archetype: The Saint? Watch Top Secret!! Super hot, plus he sings, and there's a floating fireplace and a funny cow costume.

The Iceman has goneth.

(Probably not a word, but I amused myself there.)

He looks like he's about to dive into that bush.

(I can't figure out how to type the noise it made when he clenched his teeth in Top Gun.)

@battleaxonista: Nothing gives me the tingles like him in that movie. I'm not quite sure what it is.

Why is that toy on your head?

Because if I wear it anywhere else it chafes

@BAngieB: You wanted to see me, Your Jogginess?

@notquiteunderground: Joggingness, too.

I had a major bone for him in the Salton Sea. Plus that was the first movie I saw Peter Saarsgard in, whom I love.

@Kittenish: HAHA!

@notquiteunderground: No, Jogginess is better.

@hortense: Ditto. Ditto. I may have had an enormous poster of him as Doc Holiday from Tombstone. Those were dark, embarrassing years.

he looks like he's about to remove his face, and reveal Hilary Swank's face instead.

That blazer's got a kicky pleat in the back! Sassy!

he's lost that loving feeling for the paps. hi-oooh.

He's running away from the fact that he will be in a remake of something The Hoff was originally in.

Bat-shit crazy. But I like him and I am one of those Saint fans. I think that was the last time he was attractive.

@virginiawoolf: Loved Salton Sea - great cast.

Anyone else remember when he was going to start his own line of food ala Paul Newman, but unlike Newman was going to use the profits to send his kids to private school? No? Just me then?

@Archetype: when you're right, you're right.

What is going on around his neck - a blue leash for his reading glasses?

Real Genius no more...

Well at least he's getting some exercise!

My man Val is wearing black jeans and a flannel shirt. But I will always love you, Val! I really loved Real Genius.

He also looks like he's trying out the Phoebe-style run.

@BAngieB: i personally enjoy the faded black jeans.

Did anyone ever see that 80's movie "Willow"? You know, with the ginge-haired little person? Granted I was 8 or so when it came out, but I still remember Val in that movie, and my GOD he was a hottie... Today? Well, not so much.

@feelingHELLAstabby: Definetly. I thought he was a hottie in that movie.

I also crushed on Elias Koteas when he was in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles when I was 7.

@feelingHELLAstabby: That movie was a huuuuge part of my formative years. I fell so much in love with Val Kilmer because of it. And then I watched Tombstone.

And now he's just kind of old and slightly creepy.

@JeSuisIci: Yes! Top Secret is the best movie. Just, the best. "Souveniiiers... Noveltiiiess... Paaarty tricks..." And Willow is a close second.

Those two and Tombstone earned him enough capital to last through to Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, on which he's still coasting. In conclusion: Val wins.

he was good in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. totally batshit on the commentary track, too, lol.

Who did this pap piss off to get the assignment of hiding in the bushes to shoot Val Kilmer.