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It's been pretty well-documented that no one wants a baby with Down's Syndrome. But for most parents, it's a question of raising a kid whose impaired mental aptitude will be a lifelong handicap. Not Laurence and Chelsea Kirwan! They're more concerned about holding back the desire to give their kid an eye job. Laurence, you see, suffers from the "curse of the plastic surgeon": "he is unable to look at a person without 'mentally improving their face' in his mind's eye," says his wife. [Daily Mail]