Another issue of Vogue, another chance to write stoopid LOLCat-style captions. This month, there's a bit of exhaustion going around; the poor girls in this Craig McDean "High Definition" photo shoot look really really "tard." We're in ur magazeen, puttin werds on ur moddles, after teh jump!









Earlier: LOLVogue: Sheez Over Ayteen, I Sware
LOLVogue: Hungry Moddles & Rorschach Tests
Bon Joor, C'est Paris LOLVogue Encore!
LOLVogue: Carbs, Botox & Pink-Eye
LOLVogue: Good Help Is Hard To Find
Mon Dieu! C'est French LOLVogue: Shoulders, Champagne and Cigarettes
LOLVogue: Starving Models & Marionettes
LOL'Vogue': Scarves, Silverware & Scooters













Comments
POST TITS. YES.
Tard? Really?
HAHAHHAAHHAHAHA MAN you should do this to EVERYTHING
Post tits is my new insult of the day.
Wow, I am such a trendsetter...I've been wearing flip flops 4 eva!
ma pelvis
This is one of the BEST features on this site. I lose my shit everytime I see these. I, too, am very tard today.
Just thinking about the word "moddle" made me bust out giggling on the bus one morning. It was very early and the bus was completely silent. I had to play it off like I was coughing.
@JessicaLovejoy: YES YES YES
Vogue can haz Keira Knightlez dopplegangerz?
ahahhaha.
But seriously. "IT'S SPRING!!! TIME FOR BRIGHT COLORS AND FLORALS!!" ............ no shit.
To think I used to love this magazine and want to take over Anna Wintour's job.. (I was fourteen, don't judge).
More like: My pelvis. Lemme stab you with it. Post tits in fuckin priceless!
She IS post tits. Because she's post eating.
These models look like they're evolutionarily behind. They haven't quite gotten to the biped stage yet.
tiyyerd
best LOLVogue yet!
I lurve.
@Cry4Hemp: Tard, as in tired in LOLcat speak.
I can has notreentz = best LOLVogue ever.
I heart Dodai.
None of these girls could even lift the issue.
I can has mai eyez burned owt of mai hed?
@Cry4Hemp: As in "tired."
BEST SPELLING OF BALENCIAGA EVER.
This photo shoot gave me an acid flashback.
No, not really ... but it does look like the models spewed a lunch of crayolas everywhere.
LOL oh hai! i borrowed yer tea cozee
hahaaah
i love raquel zimmermann.
Post Tits!
@Lady Skittlehattington: Post tits is, indeed, awesome.
Thank you, ladies. A dose of lol vogue was just what I needed on this rainy, gray morning. Yes, I too am a bit tard today.
@Cry4Hemp: tard [tahrd]. Def: exhausted, as by exertion; fatigued or sleepy: a tard runner.
I'm in ur site, LOLing at ur moddles.
The one in "I'm tard me too" looks like Amy Winehouse.
Those oxfords in the pelvis picture are awesome. I so want.
LOL that was great
Rant: I'm not feeling Balenciaga's weird jacket+skirt+giant boot/heel floral things. Mainly because they're too distinct as to be costume-y.
Oh see, at first I thought Dodai was saying they look tard, like "frigtard." But then I saw that they were "tard." And the post-tits is hilarious. I know y'all must be giggling your asses off coming up with this stuff. Especially those hats.
Every time I time I think about picking up an issue of Vogue at the checkout stand to browse through, I remember that Jezebel will have the LOLVogue post up soon enough and I shouldn't ruin the surprise! Excellent, as usual.
Fist picture: can someone tell me when plastic diapers became fashionable? Is this something I can blame on teh germannnz?
last picture: the model on the right is like 5 minutes from death. That's so disgustingly thin.
I don't even care that my boss is standing behind me. This is priceless on a Monday.
The hats picture ACTUALLY made me giggle uncontrollably, which very rarely happens.
Mah luv 4 Dodai, lemme sho u eet.
iz tard jus bai lookin at dez moddles. doez they no eatz?
My first thought when I saw the tee kozee girl was Devo. That would have been much cooler than what she is actually wearing.
what the hell are LOLcats??? how do i not know what this is??
regardless of my lack of knowledge of the source, still laughing at this.
Vacancy. We haz it!
@BaconCat: I'm in yur magizine, ruinin yur bodie image.
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Look at this, then go get youself a cheezburger.
Teletubby chic. Lolz.
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DEEZ MODDLES HAZ NO FLAVR
Best laugh I've had all day! Now i gotta wipe up the coke zero I spat out while LMAO.
iz i a tard dreenkink dee di-yet zoda?
Posture: You're Doing It Wrong.
Is that Drew Barrymore or an ALIEN on the cover?
Can I haz retouch plz?
I really think we should start spelling "Anna" as "Ana" in dis LOLVogue.
@stacyinbean: ahhhhh its all clear now.
thank you for explaining =) I much prefer LOLVogue.
I am distracted by the giraffe neck in the third picture down. Can't. Look. Away. How does she hold her head up?
I think the moddles are so tard from jumping around like showponies in all previous Vogue spreads!
I just found out that all the big fashion houses (like Prada and Balenseeyagga) require their clothes to be shown only with items from the same collection, right down to the hair and makeup in some cases. Which, while understandable to a degree, I find to be stupid.
LMFAO at the "tea cozee"...
I think I'm going to print these out and glue them to the actual magazine pages when I get mine!
Soooo, is that Drew Barrymore on the cover? I'm confused... It sort of looks like her if her face was reverse-truncated.
@vivresavie17: Only some of them do, though stylists and editors don't always follow directions on this one.
Also I think in the first issue of the season they do head to toe designers and as time passes they get more relaxed about mixing and matching.
I know this will show my age, but does anyone remember when models had to be....pretty? These aren't even average looking. In fact, they're kind of scary. I know it's high fashion, but still. Not just bad posture, bad everything.
@tscheese: I, too had a fit thinking about "moddle" whilst shopping for groceries.
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Well done, Dodai.
::claps::
FABULOUS!!!!!!! So funny. Is there a name for that 'pelvis out, stomach in, shoulders slouched pose'?
@redfem:
comment of the day!
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