Those weird sores on Amy Winehouse's face? They've been diagnosed as impetigo, "a bacterial skin infection that causes pimple-like lumps," according to People, and the same infection that felled ANTM cycle 4 contestant Michelle. (It was only last summer that Dr. Jezebel diagnosed Ms. Winehouse with epidermoid cysts.) Take care of yourself Amy! • Legitimately human news about Heidi Montag: her stepbrother, Iraq and Afghanistan veteran Eric O'Hara, died in a freak accident in Colorado. He fell off of an icy roof. • Jackass "star" Steve-O is in jail on drug charges. A neighbor had called the cops on him early this morning because he overheard Steve-O vandalizing his own apartment. [People, TMZ, Us]

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