This Week, Serena Van Der Woodsen Gave Us A Shout-Out

  • We learned that 74% of women in their 30s are very or extremely willing to marry for money, and that Lindsay Lohan wears a diamond-encrusted cross.
  • We discovered that Bret Michaels and George Bush have a lot in common. No word on how George Michael fits into the military industrial equation.
  • We giggled at black hairstyles from back in the day. Jheri curl!
  • We did not take dumps in front of dudes.
  • But we did flush our tampons down their toilets.
  • So go get your seven-year-old a a mani-pedi and enjoy your freedom, you fucking dykes!