Jezebel
- Nicole Kidman's pregnancy has made her "voluptuous" and she is so happy. "I can't ask for anything more except big boobs. I've wanted Marilyn Monroe curves all my life." [Rush & Molloy]
- More on Angelina Jolie's op-ed piece for The Washington Post: She urges the US to help Iraqi refugees displace by the war. "What we cannot afford, in my view, is to squander the progress that has been made. In fact, we should step up our financial and material assistance." [People, WaPo]
- HX magazine asked: "If a 'Janet' drag queen had to battle a 'Madonna' drag queen, what advice would you give the 'Janet' queen? Janet Jackson replied: "Kick the bitch's ass!" [Perez Hilton]
- This was in Midweek Madness, but Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are back together. "Inside Kate & Owen's Hookup" is kind of a gross title for a gossip item. Depending on what your definition of "hookup" is. But like, vadge cam? Is that what we're talking about? [People]
- Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem: "It's getting pretty serious." [Page Six]
- In case you missed it in Midweek Madness, Nicole Richie has been offered the role of Roxie Hart in Chicago on Broadway. Give 'em the old razzle-dazzle! [Us]
- Amy Winehouse's husband, Blake Incarcerated, was in court in London this morning. He pleaded not guilty to the charge of conspiring to "pervert" the course of justice. [People]
- Guess who was not in court? Amy! She stayed home and "Good Blake," the sober one, came over. [Daily Mail]
- Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Patrick Dempsey and Kathy Bates are all named in a list of the "10 Worst Nude Films Scenes" of all time. [Page Six]
- Bruce Willis: Shouting lines from There Will Be Blood in an NYC restaurant, for the fun of it. [Gatecrasher]
- Blind item! "Which music manager with debts around town might want to pay up before his creditors go to the gossip columns with all the details of his secret S&M lifestyle?" [Gatecrasher]
- Blind item! This is translated from Ted Casablanca: Which closeted TV star finally decided to have gay sex for the first time — and unknowingly ended up shagging a journalist, who's not being quiet about it? [E!]
- The United Negro College Fund will honor Denzel Washington for helping historically black colleges and universities and for assisting minorities in paying for education. Congrats! [USA Today]
- Funnyman Will Arnett is addicted to Xbox game "Call of Duty — he plays 15 hours a week and admits, "It's really embarrassing." Poor Amy Poehler. [Rush & Molloy]
- Rachael Ray shed real tears while taping her show after meeting a pit bull rescued from Michael Vick's dogfighting pits. [Rush & Molloy]
- Ellen cried on her show as she discussed the murder of Lawrence King, a 15-year-old who asked a male student to be his Valentine and then was shot by that student. [TMZ]
- Britney visited with her kids again yesterday. [TMZ]
- The visit was full of hugs and affection. Yeah, not really newsy. But there it is. [People]
- Oh, and Britney is working on a dance routine for a new video — "Hot As Ice" should be the next track! [E!]
- The driver who was racing Nick Hogan the night of the crash that left Hogan's friend in a coma has been sentenced to 90 days probation, 25 hours of community service and a $500 fine. [TMZ]
- Lindsay Lohan, in that horribly styled & shot story for Paper magazine: "Now I know what it's like to be an out-of-work actor, and how much it scares me." [People]
- Julianne Moore on three episodes of Desperate Housewives? Hmm. Downgrade. [ONTD]
- Pete Doherty was named Hero Of The Year at the NME awards? Is there a new definition of the word "hero"? [The Sun]
- MTV is not planning on playing Paula Abdul's new video — it hasn't even been submitted for consideration. It's that bad. [MSNBC]
- John Ritter's widow testified yesterday in the wrongful death suit she brought against his doctors. [USA Today]
- Will former Destiny's Child singer Kelly Rowland pose for Playboy? She does have new boobs. So. [Miami Herald]
- There was a tech glitch at the Technology, Entertainment and Design conference in Monterey, CA and Robin Williams saved the day by filling the dead air with jokes, hooray! [Wired]
- Check out this painting done by the younger of Tilda Swinton's two lovers. Not bad! [Village Voice]
- Justin Chambers, lying around without a shirt on. Good morning! [A Socialite's Life]
Comments
Hi Nicole Kidman,
Shit called. Wanted to let you know that you're full of it.
Yeah, she should have called me. I could have helped her out years ago. It's called pasta, and you can actually get it with this marvelous thing called cream-based sauce.
Will Arnett plays 15 hours a WEEK of a video game.... try guys who play 15 hours a DAY and then tell me they're addicted. *that made no sense... heading for more coffee
Oh who is the BI??? I'm clueless. Also, that poor kid. Reminds me of the Jenny Jones murder.
Or, by extension, food.
Nick Hogan should be in jail for a few year. They complain there are too many people in jail on small charges, then let other walk on the big crimes.
I really hope people stop vilifying Amy Yesbeck for this case. She is just holding the doctors to task, which is something I'm sure many of us wish we could afford to do.
Oh and my hubs LOVES Call of Duty. Cuz it's pretty awesome.
"Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem: "It's getting pretty serious."
Between Penelope Cruz and Scientology, we now know which closet Javier chose.
I don't remember Nicole Kidman really having any curves at the Oscars. She barely had a bump. Whatever. As long as her new curves don't inspire her to reenact any Marilyn photoshoots, she'll still be okay in my book.
The shooting of that gay kid makes me so sad I can hardly stand it. Especially when they show that adorable Cosby-sweater photo of him.
@SinisterRouge: Hey new icon. I like it.
I hate NME for even nominating Pete Doherty for that award. I'd like one example of how he is a hero. And people were complaining about Amy Winehouse being awarded Grammy's for her musical ability. Now Pete's getting an award just because he's a junky. He makes me sick, especially his little crack kittens!
@SinisterRouge: Where's Axl?
And why are you guys trying to make me like Rachael Ray?
MTV plays videos?
Lindsay Lohan to play Clara Bow? There's not enough self-tanner wipes.
Julianne Moore: downgrade, indeed. Did she ever win an Oscar or was she just nominated a few times? Or ever?
If the BI weren't coming from E, I'd totes think it was Ryan Seacrest!
@HexaCorde: They don't even play them in the morning anymore! That was the only time I could see a music video and now all I get is Making The Band :(
Blind Item: Dallas "Joss Stone Fucks for Tracks" Austin? He sounds slimy enough.
@HexaCorde: Ha!
@DorothyZbornak: My cold cold heart has actually softened slighted for RR, I cannot hate a sincere dog-lover.
Poor Lawrence. I hate that we're talking about this in the context of Ellen crying, but the more people are aware of how ideas of sexuality manifest in kids hopefully more lives won't be lost.
Sorry for being a downer.
If Nicole Kidman really wanted curves all her life, it's too bad she never heard that eating helps with that.
@DorothyZbornak: Axl is in facebook only now. Needed a change! Also, he needs rest. He's been drinking like it's 1988 all over again!
Also Nicole Kidman: please shut up. There's nary a curve in sight, hon.
I don't think "voluptuous" means what she thinks it means.
Do you think Amy Poehler would be cool with me sending Mr Rhody over to her house for a while? Cannot STAND the sound of Call of Duty anymore.
BI 1 Is Scott Storch
I also like Ryan Seacrest for the second one, but that's not really news still, is it?
Poor Lawrence King I am often reminded of how lucky I was to be at a highschool that accepted people no matter what their sexuality was. Think how much bravery it must have taken him to even ask the guy in the first place. So tragic.
Blind item...Wentworth Miller?
And Rachael Ray, god bless ya.
That video of Ellen made me love her once again.
Just for me and Larry... can all the Jezebels hug a gay today?
@bowlingfordollars: Oh the Prison Break guy??? Good one. I think you're right.
goddammit.
At first I thought they were talking about a Janet RENO drag queen. I would love to see Janet Reno kick Madonna's ass.
@BringBackTheBustle: did you see that bitch fest between him and Simon over the last two shows? He deliberately left Simon out of the closing credits on Wednesday night's show, and then they snarled at each other during the opening last night. Not that I watch AI, of course.
Kelly Rowland: Keep your clothes on and just sit back and wait for the DTC reunion album & world tour.
Nicole Kidman:Remember Connor and Isabella?
@blondegrlz: @bowlingfordollars: I know, I can't hate her if I know she's as hurt about those poor pups as I am.
On Planet Kidman, I guess voluptuous = 20 pounds underweight, instead of 30 pounds underweight.
Sheesh.
@DorothyZbornak: Yeah, she might be annoying, but if there's one thing that's rad about her is that she loves puppies. And she doesnt want to have babies because she has puppies and I think that's rad.
I can't believe they are still killing boys for saying they are attracted to other boys. it really makes me want to give guns to all the girls and be like, ok, everytime a boy hollers at you, shoot him. that way they cant use that fucking stupid defense in court. :(
@brendastarlet: My mother thinks their snark is scripted and calls me to complain how annoying it is. Not that I watch AI either. Such as.
Sigh. Must we always jump to surgery? Kelly Rowland's arms are bigger too. Did she implants there as well? Girlfriend gained some fucking weight. She probably wasn't allowed to eat until Destiny's Child ended.
How sad is it that I know exactly what Britney song that is?
@blondegrlz: actually, this week might be the last time I ever watch. The women were just awful, and they might as well crown that David kid the new Idol now and save us the next 14 weeks.
Dear Nicole Kidman, please see exhibit A) [web.ukonline.co.uk] you were never thick, but you definitely had some nice curves going. Please come back to us Shanon from "Far and Away" and Dr. Chase Meridien from "Batman Forever." You're way prettier than exhibit B)[www.worth1000.com]
@LaComtesse: Ah, thank you. I was just going to go back and find a picture of Nicole Kidman's early days.
@AthertonMerriweather: OMG I know. I read a quote in some article (NYTimes I think) about how he loved wearing high heeled boots around and when someone complimented him on them he said "They were $30! You HAVE to get the expensive kind." How sweet is that. That article totally made me cry.
@amoureuse:
Conor and Isabella were adopted As far as we know this is the first child that Nicole Kidman will have through her own baby maker.
I remember Marcia Cross once said something about how actresses' job is to be thin. I think that's why some women in hollywood are psyched to be pregnant, as they finally have an excuse to gain weight without as much scrutiny. I think Kate Hudson and Milla Jovavich have both suggested as much in interviews.