Jezebel
- Did Hulk Hogan have an affair while he was still living with his wife, Linda? And was the woman he slept with a friend of his daughter, Brooke? [Perez Hilton]
- Nicole Richie's baby! On the cover of People! Cute! [People]
- Someone styled & shot Lindsay Lohan to look like a tired tranny hooker on the cover of Paper magazine. [The.Life Files]
- March 17: The date a judge will tell Sir Paul McCartney how many millions he has to give to ex Heather Mills. Mark your calendars! [Mirror]
- Is Amy Winehouse back on drugs? Friends say she feels rehab is turning her into "some sort of zombie with no emotion." She apparently says she feels "numb" and recently held a lighter over her hand and purposely burned her skin. Fuck. [The Sun]
- A court in Norway has postponed Amy's drug possession hearing. She was arrested there last October on charges of marijuana possession. She and Blake Incarcerated were due in court Friday, but Blake is due in court in the UK Friday, so he won't be able to make it. So many court dates, so little time. [USA Today]
- Gossip columnist Cindy Adams wrote that pregnant Nicole Kidman was drinking white wine backstage during the Oscars; Kidman's publicist, who was with Nicole backstage, says the beverage was tea and that Adams is "an idiot, and you can quote me." [News.com.au]
- Jenna Bush had a girls-only spa weekend bachelorette party in Boca Raton; her fiancé had a boys' weekend in Miami. [People]
- Jessica Simpson is traveling to Kuwait to "entertain" the troops. Just what they need. [People]
- High School Musical star Ashley Tisdale had a nose job in November; her recently released doll has her old nose. LOL. [MSNBC]
- Something is going on between Jonathan Jaxson of gossip site JJ's Dirt and Perez Hilton, but it's sort of too early to think about it. The gist: Sex tape in return for blogging help. "I fell in love with Perez. I thought he had a huge heart...but he's just a [bleep]hole," Jaxson says. YAWN. [Page Six]
- Jessica Alba says she was called a slut in 6th grade because she had big boobs. That ain't right. [Page Six]
- Did Selma Blair and model boyfriend Matt Felker split because he came home and found her with another man? [Gatecrasher]
- Britney Spears went to the Betsey Johnson store on Melrose in L.A. and asked if they could copy a Dolce & Gabbana dress. They were all, "uh, no." So she bought the yellow wig on a mannequin in the window. [Gatecrasher]
- The LAPD is investigating suspected drugger/robber Sam Lutfi, though they won't come out and say it. [TMZ]
- Kevin Federline is turning 30 next month with a huge party in Las Vegas. Think Brit's invited? [People]
- Lynne Spears has been praising her ex-husband Jamie for taking control of Britney's troubled life. A family friend says, "He's gathered a team of reputable people who are around [Britney] now. She's not well, but for the first time in a long time she has people around her who really care about her." [People]
- Gwyneth Paltrow has shot a public service announcement for UNICEF to raise money for HIV prevention. [People]
- Is Kate Hudson trying to bag Justin Timberlake? A source says she has been "texting him nonstop." But she's also seeing Owen Wilson, apparently. So. [Gatecrasher]
- Blind item! "Which TV vixen, based in L.A., spent a lot of the writers' strike downtime in New York City? Word is that she was cheating on her boyfriend with her girlfriend." [Gatecrasher]
- That diamond band, wedding-ish ring Ashlee Simpson's been wearing? "It's a promise ring," she says. From Pete Wentz, natch. [Rush & Molloy]
- Bill Cosby is hosting the Playboy Jazz Festival, if you care. What would Claire Huxtable say? [AP]
- Isaiah Washington was on Capitol Hill meeting with the Congressional Black Caucus and lobbying to preserve the history of an island known off the coast of Sierra Leone. [Politico]
- A judge won't let Ja Rule post bail for his homies, who are co-defendants in a gun possession case. [Yahoo News]
- Josh Hartnett: Forced to fly coach. [Page Six]
- Oooh, Ludacris, Thandie Newton and Gerard Butler star in the new Guy Ritchie movie! [Page Six]
- Boy George denies he kept a 28-year-old Norwegian dude handcuffed in his apartment. Do you really want to hurt me??? [Yahoo News]
- Naomi Campbell remains hospitalized in Brazil, though her doctor says she is "completely cured and walking." Be well! [Yahoo News]
Comments
"Lindsay Lohan looks like a tired tranny hooker on the cover of Paper magazine."
what happened to not insulting womens' appearances?
um can we all please ix-nay the trend of calling someone a "tranny hooker" as the ultimate in appearance-based insults?
@kshenkshen: jinx! sorry kshen
I don't normally think mean things about the HSM kids, but to borrow from Nelson: HAHA!
Are all these rumors about Kate and JT hooking up someone's way of confirming Jessica Biel got dumped?
Brooke's friend though was in her 30s, right? I just imagine him with the littlest dick you did ever see. How does steroids effect a dude's man muscle BTW. Anyone had any experience of it?
ooh, guy ritchie movie is still gonna suck!
At least Sir Paul can celebrate in Irish style when it is over!
These posts really overwhelm me. So much content!
Poor Ashley Tisdale. As plastic surgery grows more popular for all genders I often wonder about people who are attracted to eachother because of their surgical alterations. Should they have children all of their old features will be back to haunt them.
What an AMAZING denial for Boy George to have to issue.
And who is the BI? A bi vixen based in LA?
i dunno, i think lils looks more like a bored jersey housewife on that cover.
@BringBackTheBustle: No idea - love to hear people's guesses as to who this "vixen" is!
@BringBackTheBustle: Haha, like Ross & Rachel's baby on Friends. "Are you worried the baby will have your old nose?"
Isn't it widely known that a glass of wine here and there during pregnancy is OK? Cindy Adams, STFU.
Also, am I just confused, or do promise rings have something to do with staying a virgin until marriage? Are they also a term for pre-engagement rings? And if so, when did people miss out on the fact that pre-engagement engagements are literally the most pre-pubescent concept ever?
@hushnowcharlotte:
So true. I hate this. It's just another way of demeaning transgendered people and sex workers.
It's interesting that Isaiah Washington is getting political seeing as Katherine Heigl has just been quoted as saying "I don't do politics! It's not my forum. I get annoyed.". LAME. How can you not do politics. Get a clue Heigl, you are an embarrassment. And I actually really liked her before.
Eeewww is all I have to say about Hulk Hogan. My parents are divorced and if my Dad had pulled something wack like that I would not be happy!
I think Nicole Ritchie's baby is adorable. Such a better picture than the Christina Aguilera pancake-makeup-hooker look. And this comes from a person who hates Nicole Ritchie.
So, Heather Mills turned down that stack of cash that was offered to her and now a judge has to decide how much she gets? Hmmmm let me help. Nothing, not a dime. Golddigger.
Yeah well, I've flown in coach and been forced to sit through Josh Hartnett film, which I think is 10 times worse.
If only Ashlee knew that Pete's only promising to share his straightening iron.
@hushnowcharlotte:
Promise rings can be either a promise of chastity, or a promise to engage, i.e. being engaged to be engaged. Both seem medieval, but as those two are clearly knocking boots, I think their's is the latter.
@DorothyZbornak: Yeah, I thought that was pretty common knowledge. Even so, the fact that her publicist so dramatically denied it makes me think that she really was drinking tea. Which poses the question, how light on content do you have to be to make up something that inconsequential anyway?
Oh man, Cindy Adams. What is her obituary going to look like?
"She spent her entire life talking shit about other people who really didn't give a shit about her."
@AthertonMerriweather: But not his eyeliner. That is just too much commitment to handle.
No big fan of Nicole Ritchie but Harlow is a beauty.
@cuteasabutton: That happened to my brother's HS gf. She came home to find dad in the hot tub with her best friend...her underage best friend.
Kate Hudson has lost her damn mind if she's trying to get with Douche McDoucheface when she's got Owen Wilson.
@hortense: Sadly at this point, that's what I'm doing too. Damn Brad Pitt and his hat!
@KathrynwithaY: Hard to share something when you use it all in one day.
@hushnowcharlotte:
Nope. Next!
@violetbeauregarde: Word.
@hushnowcharlotte: They probably got "married" like my best friend and I did at recess behind the gym. I wore a really beautiful crown of dandelions. Also, was 5 years old.
A promise ring is the adult equivalent of a Best Friends necklace. It is cheap, temporary, and sooner or later one of you will lose one piece or just decide the whole thing is really fucking stupid.
@hushnowcharlotte: You're right, they're basically pre-engagement rings. Ridiculous.
RE: Ashley Tisdale...I thought that when you got a nose job for a deviated septum, your nose should still look pretty much the same.
Her nose looked perfectly fine before. Also, she and I are the same age, yet she dresses and acts fifteen. Its a touch too wierd and little kid-ish.
@BringBackTheBustle: Promise rings are so ridiculous. I "promise" that I will be engaged to you? Then just get engaged, halfwit. It's not like an engagement is a binding contract, especially in Hollywood. My boyfriend and I always joke about giving each other promise promise rings. He gives me a ring made of aluminum foil and promises to someday give me a promise ring.
@hushnowcharlotte: I'd say in this case, the promise ring is more of a "I'm not ready to get engaged but I really want to shut you up about getting married so I'm giving you a ring that essentially means nothing." I mean, cause really, other than 15-year-old Evangelicals, who gives promise rings anymore?
@SarahMC: you make me laugh each time!
Nicole's publicist just made my day.
Hulk Hogan is an idiot, and you can quote me on that.
Whoever let Lilo take that photograph is an idiot, and you can quote me on that.
Ashley and Pete are idiots...well, you get the idea.
Nicole's baby is cute.
Hulk Hogan is an asshole.
Cindy Adams is just stupid.
Poor Josh Hartnet - boo hoo.
And the "Blake Incarcerated" cracks me the fuck up!
@kshenkshen: I've seen some gorgeous trannies.
Blah blah blah... Project Runway! Also, there is still a lot of debate in the medical community regarding alcohol use during pregnancy. It seems even tiny amounts, at the wrong time, can have negative long-term effects on the fetus. My understanding from my recently pregnant bitches is that it's back to the no drinking at all recommendation.