• Zac Posen for Target Australia?! I would be super excited if I weren't super depressed that he's not designing for Target U.S.A. [Sassybella]
  
• Parisian rock band Rock & Roll has written a new song about their experience attending Milan Fashion Week. The song's name? "Coke Freaks and Fashion Whores." Of course. [WWD, 1st item]
  
• Claudia Schiffer's favorite image of herself in the upcoming "Metamorphosis" campaign she shot with Karl Lagerfeld? "The one where I look like a man. It reminds me of my brother." [Vogue UK]
  
• The latest limited edition Marc Jacobs fragrances are supposed to smell like sorbet. So, y'know, you can smell like food instead of eating it. [Nylon]

• Roberto Cavalli on Elton John's Oscar party: "I think it was one of the best parties I've ever been to. And, my dear, I've been to a lot of parties." [Fashion Week Daily]
• Carla Bruni: Not attending Paris Fashion Week. [WWD, 2nd item]
• Petra Nemcova: Sex kitten or philanthropist? [Chic Report]
• Tod's just got a little cooler: It's having a party. In March. And Neil Tennant from the Pet Shop Boys is performing. [Vogue UK]
• Another big crackdown on NYC's Canal Street counterfeit bag sellers. Sigh. We'll be sad if never again can we take a walk without being offered a Fundi or Preda bag. [WWD, sub req'd]
• $20 million in jewels, missing from a Milan showroom. [Fashion Week Daily]
• Everything you ever wanted to know but were afraid to ask about hair extensions. [BellaSugar]
• Theodora (daughter of Keith) Richards is the new creative director of 4 Stroke Jeans. Which sounds like the dumbest poser name for a denim line ever. [Page Six]
• Puma now partnering with Hussein Chayalan. Which is definitely one of the wackier fashion world pairings we've heard of in a while. [WSJ]

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