Bobby Brown Smokes Something, Whitney Houston Bitches

Do you, like us, miss the holy wedded union of Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown? Do you miss when they had "Something in Common", by which we mean, mood altering substances? Well, the folks at Street Carnage have posted some wonderful audio clips of Whit and Bob from back in the day. Street Carnage's Gavin McInnes (formerly of Vice) got the clips through a friend who was working in a recording studio — "probably somewhere disgusting like Tampa" — when Bobby randomly joined them. (Whitney was laying down tracks of her own next door.) Bobby began rapping with them, and Whitney got pissed, came over, and this fight was recorded:

After what sounds like a long hunt, Whitney finally discovers Bobby with our guy and she is not impressed. She says, "I need you to do something" and he eventually comes back with, "I need you!" Nice retort. He may or may not be smoking crack here. It sounds like she's talking about a "rock" and saying "Oh, you went the whole other route, huh?" after an audible flint is struck.
Gavin says this probably all went down back in the fall of 2005, which makes a lot of sense, since that was after one of Whitney's unsuccessful rehab stints, and right before the couple shot their final episode of Being Bobby Brown. It was the Christmas special, on which Bobby announced to the camera that there was no such thing as Santa Claus. It was also when this happened:

Bobby Brown Smokes Something, Whitney Houston BitchesS

And this:

Bobby Brown Smokes Something, Whitney Houston BitchesS

[Images via FourFour]

Anyway, you should go check out the tracks he recorded in that session, particularly "The Brown Bomber" (which sounds like something my grandpa would've coined to describe someone who takes big shits) [It was also a moniker given to boxer Joe Louis by the sporting press. -Ed.] in which Bobby "came up with the infamous line "1,2,3,4,5,7,6,5,4,3,2,1,a,b,c,d,f,g I can go from here to there."

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