Oh my god, you guys, the new season of The Hills looks aaaamazing. Lauren and Whitney are in gay Pareeee! Brody gets a cunty new girlfriend! Lauren has a fake rebound fling with a long-haired Frenchy! Stephanie Pratt is back in the house! Spencer and Heidi pretend to break up! Justin Bobby returns! And, according to the tagline: "Everything has changed." Though, um, it sort of seems like everything is the exactly same — except Lauren's hair is a mite darker. But whatever! We will be collectively holding our breath until the March 24 premiere.