Best Comment of the Day, in response to Katie Price: Business Models: "[Like Katie's own Princess Tiáamii], I'm going to name my children by pulling random Scrabble tiles too. Major Recptoz and Dutchess Myquapi." We say: this is a trend waiting to happen. Expect a Cookie article on "What to do when your precious Captain Siolmaerr isn't the only one in her class!" • Worst, in response to Gerard Butler's Skin, Clothes Have Seen Better Days: "Who is gerard butler?" We say: There's this thing called Google? Don't know if you've heard of it, but it's pretty useful. Thanks for your contribution to the dialogue, though.

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