
[Brentwood, California; February 24. Image via x17]
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[Brentwood, California; February 24. Image via x17]
2:15 PM on Mon Feb 25 2008
By Anna
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what the fuck is this? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
CAW-CAW-CAW!
Audience member, Lilith Fair, 1997.
what are those sunglasses?
my god what happened to her.
Obviously and Olsen, Goldie would never
a) do her hair like that
b) strap a condor to her shoulder as a purse
those pants are HEINOUS! on the plus side, it looks like she's gained some healthy weight.
The Olsen Twins to star in remake of The Birds
@missbehave: Yeah right, those sweats are probably an XS.
@HoneyLush: of course. but as olsen rules go, an olsen is always
a)wearing high heels
b)wearing skinny pants that aren't one half of your mom's juicy couture sweatsuit.
Those is some comfy jammie pants, yo.
Why would you insult Goldie like that?
Sorry, but what the fucking fuck??? How can someone who claims to be so fashion forward leave the house in velour, I don't know, palazzo pants and my grandfather's shoes. Such a joke.
Looks like she went to McDonald's and stole those legs from Grimace!
Damn, that must be the result of a week-long bender.
Take it easy there, Olsen twin. You could live another 50 years if you want to.
Haha, this is definitely me at the organic food co-op, like, yesterday. Minus the Prada bag, plus a down vest.
@ineffable.me:She looks 40, too
Those are the most unfortunate sunglasses I think I've ever seen on anyone ever. And that includes all those god-awful giant sunglasses and wayfarers that have been popular over the last few years. So this is bad, is what I'm trying to say.
@the.bleach: Exactly. We all go out in our sweats now and again. Most of the time I just send my man out when I look like ass, though.
@LoveNoelG: Her face is pretty bloated. Must've been one helluva weekend. The Colombian economy thanks you, Mary Kate, now go take a shower!
I just can't imagine anyone in their right mind looking at that purse and saying to themselves "Must.Have.Giant.Roadkill.Crow.Bag". Girl needs to lay off the shit, yo.
why the fuck is she wearing chunky heeled boots with velour sweat pants? eeeeeeehhhhhwwww
cat lady down the block on her hunt for a new pet
@cannotedit: this is just breaking my heart.
Goldie would be in way tighter pants. And standing sideways to treat us all to a good view of her butt. Apparently she has a clause in her contract that states she gets to show her rear view in every movie. Because, apparently, she loves it. At least that's what I hear.
@Hamsterpants: It's not a giant bag, it's a clutch purse. Girl is tiny.
That poor dead cormorant.
@Terrordactyl: The boots are really hurting me.
It's weird that she owns a pair of those digusting things. She has questionable taste, but those are really, very bad.
botox injection swelling, crank AND a dead buzzard......LAWD CHILD
Aw you guys, she's just recycling! By scraping up roadkill and fashioning it into bags, Ashley is saving the world! Cut the poor eco-warrior some slack!
lolwhat
This bitch is a millionaire; can't she hire a stylist?
@ihateyourescalade: I'd rather look at Goldie's ass 100X over before seeing a Trollsen twin in person.
If i were walking down the streets of wherever and saw this coming my way, I would run the other way screaming.
"You put your left hand in, you put your left foot out...you do the hokey pokey..."
Did she scalp Sasquatch for the handbag?
mmm, not so much Goldie Hawn but a reincarnated Janis Joplin... on crack.
Um, it's not 1994. And velvet pants are NEVER okay..
talk about lint magnets.
(I can't even TALK about the bag - I'm just going to ignore it and it will go away, right?)
@edgyspice: LOL don't tell me you weren't thinking of Island of the Blue Dolphins when you typed that! Because I so was, it was like, wait, why did an Olsen steal Karana's skirt??
@ineffable.me: true! and about a pound of black "edgy" eyeliner. You know they could be really adorable if they took a shower and someone made them up like the models in those Sephora ads a while back where it was a throwback to like vaudville
@Sukie in the Graveyard: Upon review, I'm not sure it IS a bag - it may be a...pet?
She could do a Jared and put both legs in one leg of those pants.
@HoneyLush: i love those olsens. i always stand by their crazy outfit choices. this is the biggest disappointment ever. haha.
Everything but the bag is probably borrowed, a typical procedure for the walk of shame.
@Hamsterpants: The new "it"
bag has now been combined with the "it" pet for a two in one style deal.
Those Olsens, always one step (boot?) ahead of the game...
i sometimes have these nightmares in which i find myself naked in someone else's home and must make do with ill-fitting clothing in order to furtively make my way home.
oh god ... so ugly. I thought those 2 weirdos were all about fashion. I can't believe they were allowed to leave the house like that (which ever one that is).
@AnastasiaBeaverhousen: Olsen = Janis Joplin + crack, -integrity, -talent, -coolness, -ability to say/do anything remotely intelligent or cool
This outfit is when she finally chooses not to try to cover her face and hide behind her extra large bag???
The bag, the bag. Lord, the bag.
Ever'more, Ever'more
Looks like the kids were on her lawn again.
Woof.
flats? nay, WORK BOOTS?
I never leave the house in my velour warmups - ever.
i am so over her...
MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!!
She's going to age well.
/snark
wait she totally looks like michelle tanner here lmao
Plea from my singed retinas: Please join Kiki Drunkst at Cirque.
MK can't alway's look fabulous, hasn't anyone else had a moment when you had to run out of the house in your sweats?
this can't be real
Sometimes I think we're a little too critical of celebs caught in an awkward moment, but if I saw a normal person out and about like this, I might be tempted to say "Awww, go home and try again sweetheart." You can do better Olsen Twin.
At least she accessorized.
@Archetype: She didn't go out like that, she's coming home like that. She borrowed the sweats from the disco troll whose floor she passed out on.
Unless it says JUICY on the ass. Then they're hers.
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