The UK "glamour model" Katie Price, also known as Jordan, is launching her own line of Jordan condoms and sex toys. The 29-year-old star and mother of three (Harvey, Junior and Princess Tiáamii) will also have a Katie Price line of haircare appliances, and is working on jewelry, clothing, cosmetics and riding gear like horsewhips and saddles. What's that, you say? You're ready to go out and buy all this crap but you don't have the cash? No worries: Jordan, who had her enormous breast implants removed in December, is launching a "pink and girlie" Katie Price credit card. [The Sun, Mirror]

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