This Week We Binged On Ex-Lax And Tyra

We live video-blogged the premiere of America's Next Top Model, menstrual cycle 10! We got really meta and Tracie's dog peed everywhere with glee.
We admitted the most destructive things we did to lose weight. Explosive diarrhea resulted.
But Elle told us that dudes find 'rexy sexy, and we believe everything we read in Elle.
The Sex and the City trailer leaked! Carrie gets jilted! So does Miranda! Charlotte gets knocked up! But does anyone really care?
We put orange pits in our teddy bears' heads with Marcy from The Cat Ate My Gymsuit.

Lohan posed nekkid for New York as an homage to Marilyn Monroe. We wondered whether her assets were real or manmade
Our Sephora Spy stood up and admitted to the world that she's a product-oholic
John McCain maybes fucked this blonde lobbyist who looks just like his wife.
J.Lo pushed out some spawn. We cannot WAIT to find out what she names them. Fingers crossed for Anthony and Antonia Lopez-Anthony!
Cosmo said vaj-jay-jay. We barfed.
Now go spend your blissful work-free weekend meditating on why Ginger Spice does not get more respect. Hop to it!

5:30 PM on Fri Feb 22 2008
By Jessica
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STICKSnSCONES at 05:42 PM on 02/22/08
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"He thinks my rexy's sexy!
It really turns him oooon,
he's always staring at meeeee...
as I'm chugging along"

Thank you Kenny Chesney for your god-awful tractor song, which immediately came to mind.
Ptarmigan at 05:45 PM on 02/22/08
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What a glorious week indeed. I'm off to watch husky Alaskan men and apparently a blind woman guide their sled dogs through the streets of downtown Anchorage. PEACE!!
That_little_attention_... at 05:49 PM on 02/22/08
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@STICKSnSCONES: well, it could be worse - for some reason, I've had the Spice Girls "Two become one" stuck in my head all day. Here, let me get rid of that Chesney earworm for ya

"be a little bit wiser baby, put it on put it on
cuz tonight is the night, where two become one..."

Is it growing in your brain like a malignant tumor yet?

"I need some love like I never needed love before
I'll make love to ya babeeeeee"

There.

Well, at least I feel better getting that crap out of my system.
STICKSnSCONES at 05:59 PM on 02/22/08
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@That_little_attention_whore: HAHAHA! You evil person. I do prefer that song to "Wannabe" so I guess it could be worse.
Trashtastic at 06:04 PM on 02/22/08
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So long Stabby Friday! Heelloo weekend!
badmutha at 06:08 PM on 02/22/08
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You girls and boys have a great weekend. Stay warm and dry, and be excellent to one another. I'll see y'all next week.
OXOX
Badmutha
BAngieB at 06:16 PM on 02/22/08
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@badmutha: "Until then, keep your feet on the ground, and keep reaching for the stars. I'm Casey Kasem."
RetroChristal at 07:32 PM on 02/22/08
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Rexy's sexy made me instantly think of Empire Records.
That_little_attention_... at 12:58 AM on 02/23/08
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@STICKSnSCONES: I kind of enjoy "Wannabe."

There. I said it - feel free to mock.
kierabs at 02:41 AM on 02/23/08
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@That_little_attention_whore: Hey, Waanabe's my favorite. I'm serious, too. Although it may be my favorite because of teh outrageous white-girl rap in the middle.
If you wanna get with me you gotta listen carefully...blah blah I can never quite understand everything she's saying.
That_little_attention_... at 03:46 PM on 02/23/08
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@kierabs: now here's the story from A to Z, you wanna get with me, you better listen carefully - you got Em in the place who likes in yo face, you got G like MC who likes on the (?) Easy V doesn't come for free - she's a real lady - and as for me, haha, you'll see! Slam your body down and zigazig-ah, etc.

I was able to write that from memoy.
Vermeil at 12:08 PM on 02/24/08
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@RetroChristal: Me too.

Its Rex Manning Day! Oh Rexy, you're so sexy!