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This Week We Binged On Ex-Lax And Tyra

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  • Lohan posed nekkid for New York as an homage to Marilyn Monroe. We wondered whether her assets were real or manmade
  • Our Sephora Spy stood up and admitted to the world that she's a product-oholic
  • John McCain maybes fucked this blonde lobbyist who looks just like his wife.
  • J.Lo pushed out some spawn. We cannot WAIT to find out what she names them. Fingers crossed for Anthony and Antonia Lopez-Anthony!
  • Cosmo said vaj-jay-jay. We barfed.
  • Now go spend your blissful work-free weekend meditating on why Ginger Spice does not get more respect. Hop to it!

5:30 PM on Fri Feb 22 2008
By Jessica
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