Girls from each cycle of America's Next Top Model (except cycle 5) were on Tyra on Wednesday. Seriously, she should have those girls on at least once a week, or maybe just a phone call or something: I can't get enough of them. The biggest updates are that Tocarra is working as an on-air correspondent for BET, Michelle pooped out Survivor alum Jonny Fairplay's kid, and Shannon, the virgin from cycle 1, got married to another virgin, and now neither of them are virgins. We don't really want to make assumptions, but his heavy lisp and the fact that he said that he expected sex to be "awkward and awful" makes us think that maybe resisting Shannon's feminine charms for so long wasn't that difficult. Clip above, and after the jump, stills of all the girls.

Heather, Cycle 9

Bianca, Cycle 9

Jael, Cycle 8

Joanie, Cycle 7

Anchal, Cycle 6

Michelle, Cycle 4

Tocarra, Cycle 3

Camille, Cycle 2

Mercedes, Cycle 2

Shandi, Cycle 2

Jennifer and I actually met Shanthrax at a party in December. Well, I didn't really meet her, I just sort of forced her to take a picture. She was very nice. We're all smiling with our eyes.

Shannon, Cycle 1

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