A longer version of the Sex and the City trailer has been released, and it's much more "informative" than the last trailer, which was basically just a series of seizure-inducing, rapid-flashing images. In the newer version, we find out Big's full name (John James Preston), that he leaves Carrie at the altar, that Charlotte has a little Asian daughter but then becomes pregnant, and that Steve possibly cheated on Miranda (just one time!). But, like Carrie says, "Life doesn't always turn out to be a fantasy. That's why you need friendships that are real to get you through it all." Uh, I don't know about anyone else, but a closet full of designer shoes bought with a freelance writer's income in NYC is so fantastical that Carrie may as well have a unicorn coming out of her ass. (Actually, knowing Patricia Field, that could very well work its way into the costume design.) Clip above, and after the jump, a breakdown of clues to some other plot points.

So, right here, Chris Noth is certainly wearing bronzer, but has he also gotten work done?

Extended Sex And The City Trailer: Carrie Gets Jilted! (LOL)

He looks like Tony Curtis!

Extended Sex And The City Trailer: Carrie Gets Jilted! (LOL)

Carrie was supposed to get married in the New York Public Library.

Extended Sex And The City Trailer: Carrie Gets Jilted! (LOL)

Charlotte's little girl gets bonus points for being unimpressed/annoyed with Carrie.

Extended Sex And The City Trailer: Carrie Gets Jilted! (LOL)

Extended Sex And The City Trailer: Carrie Gets Jilted! (LOL)

Do the girls go on Carrie's honeymoon with her?

Extended Sex And The City Trailer: Carrie Gets Jilted! (LOL)

OK, the pubic hair discussion was pretty great though. And Samantha's face was priceless.

Extended Sex And The City Trailer: Carrie Gets Jilted! (LOL)

And yay for Smith Jarrod!

Extended Sex And The City Trailer: Carrie Gets Jilted! (LOL)

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