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A longer version of the Sex and the City trailer has been released, and it's much more "informative" than the last trailer, which was basically just a series of seizure-inducing, rapid-flashing images. In the newer version, we find out Big's full name (John James Preston), that he leaves Carrie at the altar, that Charlotte has a little Asian daughter but then becomes pregnant, and that Steve possibly cheated on Miranda (just one time!). But, like Carrie says, "Life doesn't always turn out to be a fantasy. That's why you need friendships that are real to get you through it all." Uh, I don't know about anyone else, but a closet full of designer shoes bought with a freelance writer's income in NYC is so fantastical that Carrie may as well have a unicorn coming out of her ass. (Actually, knowing Patricia Field, that could very well work its way into the costume design.) Clip above, and after the jump, a breakdown of clues to some other plot points.
A longer version of the So, right here, Chris Noth is certainly wearing bronzer, but has he also gotten work done?
He looks like Tony Curtis!
Carrie was supposed to get married in the New York Public Library.
Charlotte's little girl gets bonus points for being unimpressed/annoyed with Carrie.
Do the girls go on Carrie's honeymoon with her?
OK, the pubic hair discussion was pretty great though. And Samantha's face was priceless.
And yay for Smith Jarrod!
Now That's Good 'Sex' [PageSix]
Earlier: OMG! It's The Sex And The City Movie Trailer!
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Steve didn't cheat. I refuse to believe it.
I swear, I let go of this show years ago ... but Steve's still cute.
Smith Jerrod is so attractive that he might as well be a unicorn. He can't be real, right?
I have been watching some SATC this week because I haven't been able to sleep (because I am a baby and don't sleep well when the bf is away) and I am finally ready to admit that I will see this movie. Dare I say that I am even a little excited for it?
Not gonna front- can't wait for the release.
I still can't believe the tagline for this movie is Get Carried Away.
I mean
Get carried away. really. fucking shit people, wwhat the poop is that.
I admit, I gasped when Steve hinted he cheated. Oh, this damn stupid show and it's hold over women!
My husband and I will probably sneak out in full costume and fake noses to go see this. Neither of us would admit to it, but I think I want to see it....
@AlannaBanana: mmmmmmmmmmmmmm..........
Carrie's clingy ass WOULD get left at the altar. Big probably only vaguely agreed to marry her just to get her to STFU and quit doing that yipey dog-scream thing for, like, 5 seconds.
@AlannaBanana: Word. He can get into my crawlspace with George.
*ahem* I just realized I'm a bit of a tramp.
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This movie looks not even half as fun as the show was.
They should not have made a movie. I can't handle Big leaving Carrie, and, furthermore, I don't WANT to know his name.
Also, why was she holding a goddamn cell phone at the altar? And why, why why why, was that her ACTUAL wedding dress?
NO STEVE CHEATING!!! Can't Miranda win for once?!?
Wow, Big screws over Carrie. We didn't see that coming...in the 20 time he did it in the past!
"To fall in love."
EL OH EL. Yeah.............no.
@Muffyn: I will go see it with a flask full of champagne, so i can get good and wasted and yell shit at the screen.
I would still hit Chris Noth in - well, a NY minute.
@BiscuitDoughJones: Bane of my existence.The SATC episode where she won't stop yipping at the squirrel? Crimony.
"John James Preston"
well, I guess that's "nicer" (read: WASPier sounding) than Ron Galotti.
Wathcing this show in 2008 is like when you hang out with your slutty drunk old friend who you don't even like very much. As soon as you come home you swear, "I'll never hang out with her again!."
Who am I kidding? I'll totally go see it in the theater. I hate myself.
@Trashtastic: Naw, you just have a lot of cobwebs to knock out. :)
Jennifer Hudson: You moved to New York to fall in love? GOOD LUCK.
I love the "you can either be a slutty kitten or a witch" line. Sing it, ladies!
Ok. I am done commenting on SATC. I don't even know who I am this morning. Yikes.
@tellmeagain: I doubt she was at the altar, probably the prep room.
At least the dress wasn't cut out for her legs...
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@leMaldeTete: Fuck, did she really say that? (I don't have speakers in the office.) Why does she not just wear s t-shirt with "C Story" written on it?
And godammitt to hell, I need a gay to go see this with me!!!!! See, 'cause then its okay....
@golddigger: best christina aguilera moment ever in her entire career.
Chris Noth is looking a little tight in the face in all those scenes...or maybe Carrie's outfits just keep him in a constant state of surprise/shock.
@Trashtastic: i am not a gay! i dont have a gay! i will go with you!
The guy who never commits still doesn't commit! GASP! Can NOT believe it!
I think that was the worst part about the ending - the whole "you can change a man if you wait long enough and try really hard. He will eventually come around and realize you are THE ONE!" Uh...yeah. Don't hold your breath.
Ahhhhhhhhh as much as I know that Carrie would eff up her own wedding, I really hope they end up together after it's all said and done, b/c seriously - they CANNOT drag us through that again!
Psyched, won't lie.
I have to admit, I kinda wanna see it .
when BIG says " 200 people? but you're the only one i want there" or some such nonsense, it vaguely reminded me of an episode of "the hills" where spencer pretty much says the same thing to heidi.
i am so there in may. and i don't hate myself for it.
@Trashtastic: Join the club, my friend. Embrace your bit of trampiness! Especially under the circumstances of George and Smith Jarrod!
@ineffable.me: I wanna go with you! When does this hot mess come out???
@leMaldeTete: RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT?!!! You have a better chance of being hit by a falling air conditioner.
Damn. I talked soooo much shit on this movie and now I kinda want to see it. Maybe I can go with my mom and if anyone asks I'll say it was her idea.
I love that Big shares two names with Britney's children.
Also, as embarrassed as I am to admit this, I can't wait to see the movie. But I'll cut a bitch is Steve cheated. Don't ruin Steve for me!
omg, so unfunny?!
i want to kill all the puns and the pink in that trailer.
and YAY jennifer hudson!!
@ineffable.me: Ooohh, if we could see it in New Orleans, (yeah i know, i know, in a perfect world)they serve liquor at the theaters. True story.
I hate SATC and the type of women it spawned. "I'm a Carrie!" "I'm a Charlotte!" Fuck that. I'm a shoot y'all in the face!
This is cathartic. I want to see it too. SATC was my Sunday night night thing where the kids could not even look at me for 30 minutes. For that reason alone it has a big ole place in my heart.
I love Miranda's swimsuit. May she remain unwaxed as long as she desires.
I'm embarrassed, but I teared up a little during this. I officially want to see it. Preferably with three of my adorable and single girlfriends, followed by cocktails.
John James Preston? Isn't that one of Britney's kids?
Adoptee Goldenblatt is very, very adorable! :)
@Rhody: Agreed. Its been hard to admit, but after the debacles of lipstick jungle and cashmere mafia - I would actually like to catch up with these women.
@BiscuitDoughJones: I do not understand why people love Carrie. She's a whiny, clingy romantic baby. I'd leave her ass too. With a post-it. (yes, I hate her but I've still seen all the episodes. Sue me)
Ok this version is VASTLY better than the rough cut I saw for some esurvey focus group thing a few weeks ago. I might actually be interested in seeing this now.
I had a friend in college who didn't get the allure of Steve. She was all, "What is his deal? Why does he have a speech impediment? Is he supposed to be mentally challenged?" I was furious because I'm dating Real Steve (small Bronxite, delusions of basketball prowess)and defended his accent and then saw what she meant.
"More like Bwooklyn? Bwooklyn?"
Still love him, though. WHA! I'MA BARTENDA AND I'M CUTE!