"I invest only in fur and animal poachers. No, I'm just kidding. That's a joke...I have a business manager and I am always asking him, 'There is nothing bad for the earth in there? Nothing really evil in any of these mutual funds?' And, he is like 'No, no it's all alright.' And, then, I ask him, 'Well, is there anything then that I could lose all my money in?' He says, 'No no, they're very conservative. You're very conservative.'" —Tina Fey on her financial strategies. Fey, interestingly, also cautions against credit card debt. But doesn't she shill for AmEx? [MainStreet]