its like an optical illusion. i cant take my eyes off it. it's like american beauty. but it also isn't like american beauty.

well.... she's got great legs, I'll give her that?

She's crying on the inside.

There are so many things wrong with this outfit, yet the shoes, surprisingly, bother me the most.

Scary dress. Great legs.

Ouch.

It's hideous, yet I am somehow drawn to it. I think it's the nice, silver-white color.

Goose. Definitely goose.

If only I don't want to duck because I'm afraid of what I'll see. That is a short skirt!

Did she have Mama Knowles start making her clothes again?

People! Feathers as a skirt is ALWAYS a bad idea! I know it sounds like a cool concept, but no. It isn't.

I bet that dress would be gorgeous in a longer version.

I loved that game.

She's one of those annoying face types - I just want to smack her.

Wow. So many things wrong, but I can't seem to wrap my head around the decision to pair orange (red?) earring with an all-silver dress?

that is so beyond fug, my eyes are bleeding.

Missy really needs a wax!

Duck leftovers from the looks of that tinfoil bodice.

An odd choice. She does look shiny and groomed and glam though. I'd rather look at her than Britney.

@Archetype: i'm more of a hokey-pokey kid. i asked my mom to play it ALL THE TIME when i was under 6.

@MakeMeSmile: Silver dress and white shoes. Not silver shoes. WHITE shoes.

This is what would happen if Mama Knowles ever went on Project Runway. Every challenge would end in "short skirt, fug jewelry, feathers."

Yikes.

"Oh, I know! I'll wear the gray-scale, corset-top, strapless, metallic, feathered, mini dress with the shoulder-length pink earrings and my white peep toes! It's, like, the PERFECT outfit!"

Bjork would approve.

Did she lacquer her legs??? That's some shine!

It has an upscale feather duster look to me.

She looks like a giant cat toy.

@rose0red: I'm thinking she went to the car wash and got waxed and buffed for the occasion.

@rose0red: EXACTLY. Did she need to grease up her legs to get into the dress?

Whatevs, I saw her and her pot belly wearing a bikini and looking smashing and it made me feel so much better about my own pot belly that I decided I universally lover her from here on out.

It's duck, duck, gray duck!!!

PS: Nice tan lines.

I may be in the minority, but I think she looks really good.

i like the dress except for the color....but why do her legs look so sweaty?

@TheUptightMidwesterner: HAHAHA. Seriously, my roommate's cat would be in heaven if I came home wearing that.

Who oiled her up? And...why?

I must be out of my mind, because I love that dress.

@kataroo_kangaroo: um any of those brightly colored matching ensembles would be an improvement over this.
This color is pretty though....

Okay, I like that dress -- looking at it makes me feel happy. Not crazy about her accessories though, and her legs are super-shiny.

No. No. No.

Great legs are not great when they're drowning in a bottle of canola oil. I have no words to describe the train wreck that is her dress, nor the weird day-glo icicles dangling from her lobes.

No.

oh, kelly. can't catch a break. and as far as the legs go, it's better to be a bit greasy than a lot ashy. my black/brown chicks, are you with me?

What.

Also, why are her legs so shiny? Gross.

@BeAgrestic: I feel like it would be quite pretty as a costume in "Swan Lake".

Bitch has nice skin...

@titania1285: I liked that too....I guess Duck, Duck, Goose was more of a group game. Remember Heads Up 7up? That was such a fun rainy day game!

Oh, Bjork...blackface is so yesterday.

@Trashtastic: Dude, EXACTLY - she looks like if she attempted to sit down in that...thing that not only would we see her cooter, it would come shooting across the room at us like greased lightning.

Other than that, she is pretty.

@silkyjumbo: hear hear

i love greasy looks except on the lips

The style of the dress, particularly with those earrings, is particularly awful, but there is something about the color of it against her gorgeous skin that is fantastic. And, yes, she's got great legs, so short on her is a good look, just sans feathers.

I like it. Her legs are way to oiled, but I really like this dress.
I would so rock it to the grocery store...cause I don't get out much.

@rose0red& @Sugarless: i noticed the oily legs before i noticed the dress. she's got great legs, but a little less oil might be better.

@rose0red: She used the leftover lard from the dead goose to 'grease' them legs.

@hamburgerhotdog: Haha! Are you from MN? The only people I've ever heard call it "duck, duck, grey duck" are Sotans. I think we decided to compromise by making a drinking game called "duck, duck, grey goose"

SOB. That dress blows.

@Motownmo: But of course!

@hamburgerhotdog: YES! YES YES YES DAMNIT! I grew up in South Dakota and it was definitely, indisputably, "duck, duck, greyduck."

@hamburgerhotdog: That's so funny! I give my hometown away by my use of the word "bubbler."

She has such beautiful skin. I can almost forgive the Bjork look.

someones gonna have to put a towel down if she decides to sit. geez.

i'm going "duck", as in "duck, or she might hit you with those feathers"

Hey, at least her legs aren't ashy...right, brown girls?

@silkyjumbo: Sorry, missed that. Amen!

MORE LEG OIL! MORE, MORE! DOUBLE IT!