Remember how Kim Kardashian was all, "everyone takes sex pictures?" And we were all, maybe in your neighborhood, lady! But maybe it's just a natural impulse shared by all humanity regardless of color or creed because that's right GREATER CHINA'S FIRST INTERNET SEX SCANDAL IS STILL ROCKING THE UNIVERSE. In case you haven't heard, actor/popstar Edison Chen took as many as 600 pictures of himself in, er, "compromising" positions with various other starlets. Then — and this is the part that really proves Asians aren't all smart — he sent his MacBook in for repair. Did I mention the MacBook is pink? Now he's being blackmailed by some hacker named "Kira." Here's a funny story about how the whole episode has provided Chinese households with great Lunar New Year conversational fodder. [WSJ]