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An unknown couple paid for Girl Scout cookies with a fake $100 bill, reports USA Today. When the Scouts asked why it looked strange, the couple told them it had been washed. The girls gave the pair of con artists $93.50 in change after the purchase, and the exchange eradicated the Scouts' earnings that day. A local resident ended up donating $100 to the troop, but is there a patch for "Feeling Stabby"? [USA Today]