Michelle Obama Hates America

  • For the first time in her adult life, Michelle Obama is really proud of her country. Drudge has this quote up in an XXL font on his site and it has replaced much of his plagiarism coverage, so I assume this means she is going to get lots of shit from all the good Americans who were so moved after 9/11 when the country came together to start shopping again... [Breitbart]
  • Barack Obama borrowed a line from some other black guy's speech borrowing a bunch of lines from famous speeches and suddenly the Hillary campaign would have you believe he is the Dane Cook of inspiring people! [Politico]
  • But the campaign doesn't think it would be a big deal if Hillary had "plagiarized" the same way because "she's not running on the strength of her rhetoric." [ABC News]
  • Barack Obama's brother-in-law Konrad Ng is hot. [Honolulu Advertiser]
  • Women have the right to vote in the Pakistan, but like in a Jim Crow sorta way. [NYT]
  • Ok, I get it, steroids bad. But the kid's name is Pettitte. [NYT]
  • There is a foreign country in which George W. Bush is not hysterically unpopular? [WSJ]
  • Speaking of Bushes, the elder endorsed John McCain.
  • "You know, senator," McCain said, seething, "I thought your problem was that you don't listen. But that's not it at all. Your problem is that you're a fucking jerk." [Salon regarding that story in the Sunday [NYT]
  • Whoever Joe Herrick of Gutterman Research is I want to have his babies. [WSJ]